I'm at a bar on Halloween and one of the bar tenders it's wearing a hardhat, coveralls, and goggles...

I ponted at him and shouted "he can't be here, he's a miner!" My friend acctually covered his face in shame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PolarBear89
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2015
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Dad got my sister's boyfriend via Skype.

So my parents were Skyping my sister (who moved many hours away) and her new boyfriend (whom they've never met) and my dad was wearing a hardhat on screen.

Boyfriend: "Why are you wearing a hard hat?" Dad: "Because we're building a relationship!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icanarejesus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2014
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