What does the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom do when she wants to make a hard copy of the monologue she will deliver at her inauguration?

She prints-a-speech.

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📅︎ Jun 28 2016
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Dad joking your dad is like finding the Holy Grail

My dad, discovering his copy of Monty Python and the Holy Grail in a completely obscure place:

Him: holds up box wow, that would have been hard to find when I wanted to watch it.

Me: yeah, it would have been like trying to find the Holy Grail!

Him: speechless eyeroll

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📅︎ Sep 12 2016
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Got my teacher and classmate today

Before class started I overheard my teacher and peer discussing hard copy textbooks vs. online textbooks:

Classmate: > I don't know, I can't really put my finger on it, I just prefer having a hard copy

Me: > Actually, you can put your finger on it

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📅︎ Oct 23 2015
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