Haranguer Puns

The behaviour continued around the shop, with this poor bloke's every action being loudly criticised as if he was a misbehaving toddler. I felt sorry for him.

Someone asked, "What do you mean by the mind that moment by moment does not differentiate?"

The Master said, "The moment you ask such a question you show that differentiation has already taken place and that inherent nature and its manifestations have gone separate ways. Followers of the Way, make no mistake! The various phenomena in this world and other worlds are in all cases devoid of intrinsic nature. They are also devoid of any nature that manifests itself.! They are empty names, and the words used to describe them are likewise empty. But you insist on mistaking these idle names for reality. This is a great error. Even if something did exist, it would in all cases be no more than an environment that changes with what it depends on.

"There is the dependent condition called bodhi, the dependent condition of nirvana, the dependent condition of emancipation, the dependent condition of the threefold body, the dependent condition of environment and wisdom, the dependent condition of bodhisattva, the dependent condition of Buddha. You live in a land of changing dependent conditions—what is it you are looking for?

"And things like the Three Vehicles? and the twelve divisions of the scriptural teachings—they're all so much old toilet paper to wipe away filth. The Buddha is a phantom body, the patriarchs are nothing but old monks. You were born from women, weren't you? If you seek the Buddha, you'll be seized by the Buddha devil. If you seek the patriarchs, you'll be fettered by the patriarch devil. As long as you seek something it can only lead to suffering. Better to do nothing.

"There are a bunch of bald-headed monks who tell students of the Way that the Buddha represents the ultimate goal, and that one must spend three asamkhya kalpas carrying out and fulfilling all the religious practices before one can gain complete understanding of the Way. Followers of the Way, if you say that the Buddha represents the ultimate goal, then why after living just eighty years did the Buddha lie down in the grove of sal trees in the city of Kushinagara and die? Where is the Buddha now? From this we know clearly that he was no different from us in the realm of birth and death.

"You say that someone with the thirty-two features and the eighty auspicious characteristics is a buddha. But that must mean that a wheel-turning sage king is a Thus Come One. So we know clearly that the Buddha is a phantom. A man of old said,

*The marks that fill the body of the Th

We are beginning to “eat the body and drink the blood of Christ.” We are beginning to eat the promises of God, to accept them; to expect them and by so doing we are establishing the new consciousness which is capable of fulfilling the dreams and desires so long thwarted.

Man, when sledding along under the most intense poverty, can never attain substance or prosperity in his old consciousness. He has not the capacity, even though he has the right to possess it. “He must be born again”—he must arrive at a new state of consciousness, a new mansion, where prosperity is natural and normal, and not a demonstrated thing.

The sooner man discovers that he has a Divinity (Father) within, through which and by which all the unseen and unmanifest must pass into expression, the sooner he will tum away from persons, books, organizations or things to this Power.

As man begins to accept the promises of God and to live upon them (first in the secret place, and without any visible evidence that anything is happening), he begins to know that he is enlarging the borders of his tent unconsciously and automatically. He discovers that he has launched out on to deeper waters through his constant acceptance of the Presence. As he gives over the faculty of the conscious thinking which is “telling” he will acquire the ability of “showing.”

More and more faith and reliance will be placed on the divinity within;—”the mind which was also in Christ Jesus”—and more and more manifestation will take place with less effort. The unconditioned power does not battle with conditions, knowing that conditions are only objectified states of wrong thinking and will not be gotten rid of until they are released from the conscious thought.

Man, the temple of the living God, brings forth out of the universal substance called God his special gift. This gift is sufficient to sustain and keep him in eternal harmony, if he would for once believe in his divinity which Jesus indicated was capable of releasing all the wonders of heaven in man.

... which I wasn't, because not 30 feet ahead of us there was a panel van parked in the lane completely blocking it.

I pointed this out to the driver and he didn't care. We were both northbound. I wasn't taking primary position or anything, he still had plenty of room to pass. He was just looking for someone to act all superior over. Smdh.

Car was a new-looking white Tesla crossover, license plate TESLAH. Guy then of course turned west into one of the construction sites or whatever off of Green Street towards the water. Howsmydriving is clean for it, maybe just cause the car is so new. Obviously I delayed him a whole lot. Fucker. Ban cars!

Her voice became more muffled and dull with each shovel full of dirt I piled on top of the casket.

[M18/Skin Type: Normal/Somewhat sensitive]

Hey everyone! I’m gonna revamp into a little bitch real soon, so if you don’t wanna see a random person RAIL your favourite sunscreen, PLEASE SKIP THIS POST.

Okay so I’m not someone who likes to trash talk about a skincare product just cause it doesn’t work for them since it’s kinda nugatory, right? Something that may work for you may not for me (and vice versa) and that’s completely understandable.

All I hear about this sunscreen is something along the lines of “it’s a godsend”, “it’s my HG” and “blends in like a dream” but from what I’ve experienced, it’s a shoddy sunscreen,If a sunscreen at all.

ALL OF YOU ARE RAVING ABOUT THIS SUNSCREEN. I’m SO GLAD that it’s working out for y’all, but HOW is what I fail to comprehend each time I see one of y’all stanning for it lmfao

I first got my hands on it like a week ago.... and IT PILLS. LIKE CRAZY. NO MATTER HOW LONG I TRIED BLENDING IT IN, it’d ALWAYS PILL. The first time I ever applied it on my face, I had to go to the court to play basketball right after and IMMA NEVER FORGET THAT SESH LMFAO In retrospect, if I’d chosen to NOT apply sunscreen at all that day (not even my regular, Bello Photostable Gold) and let my skin burn as red as a sizzling tomato, it’d still be leagues better than looking like THE MONSTER THAT I WAS THAT DAY LMAO...

So, I skateboard to the court, and by the tine I reached there, my face was already daubed with melted sunscreen smh... Soccer? Issa melted mess within like the first couple minutes. Yoga? Lasts 4 minutes before it starts chipping off my face. Weight lifting? Oh, don’t even think about it...it’d be off yo face even before you’re done with your warm up.

Anyway, it’s not claimed to be an outdoor sunscreen so I’ll let this one case slide. Honestly, not everyone is as physically active as I am and it’s complete understandable.

Okay let’s now talk about the time I’m indoors. In an Air Conditioned room. It DOES NOT SETTLE IN. EVER. IT PILLS. FEELS LIKE IM WEARING A MASK CARVED OUT OF A HUGE GOB OF FEVICOL OR SMTH. It’s mucilaginous af. Barely a couple of days into using this sunscreen as my daily driver and it’s already given me a bunch of CCs. I CANNOT TRUST THIS SUNSCREEN TO PROTECT MY SKIN. I CANNOT. I’m sorry. I’m going back to my good old Bello Photostable Gold. Idek why I gave it a shot when I’d already achieved the ✨PERFECT✨ SKIN

Arggh FOMO’s a bitch fam...don’t let it play with your head, PLEASEEEE

Am I really

If Angus is Beardman, he’s dissociating and not having a psychotic break. Psychosis is when you have hallucinations and delusions, not slipping into an alternative personality. This is the end of the lesson from someone who has psychosis.