Handlebar Moustache Puns

A list of puns related to "Handlebar Moustache"

I've had a nice handlebar moustache for about a year now, and get a lot of compliments.

It's a conversation starter for sure, but once someone says "Hey nice moustache!" I always reply with "Thanks! It's grown on me."

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👤︎ u/Damnyoureyes
📅︎ Aug 10 2014
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I'm a father of 5 and an avid cyclist. My 8 year old son came to me with this one yesterday.

8yo: "Dad! I've got a joke I think you'll like. It's about bikes."
Me: "Yeah? What is it?"
8yo: "What kind of moustache does a bike grow?"
Me: "I don't know."
8yo: "A handlebar!"

I'm very proud.

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👤︎ u/eccentricfather
📅︎ Jun 10 2016
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