Hagrid Puns

A list of puns related to "Hagrid"

Hagrid cremates Harry Potter and throws his ashes into a snowstorm

"You're a blizzard, Harry"

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👤︎ u/Catsu_Miola
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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What did Dumbledore say to Hagrid when he graduated from Hogwarts?

You're a Harry, Wizard.

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👤︎ u/pluripotense
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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The actor of Hagrid asked me why I want his signature

I said: "I am a giant fan!"

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👤︎ u/CrayonFox
📅︎ Apr 21 2017
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Why did Hagrid say when he went to Dairy Queen?

“Do you want a Blizzard ‘arry?”

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👤︎ u/BuddyHemphill
📅︎ Nov 19 2018
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How do you get to the weight room at Hogwarts?

Through the Dumbell door

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👤︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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Did you know that an alternate version of the Harry Potter story exists where he is never a wizard?

In that version, Harry is a simpleton stable boy who assists Hagrid in repairing hollow straw vessels that Hagrid makes as a hobby, but which are bound to break pretty quick. So he's basically a hay re-potter.

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👤︎ u/TheLastJoe
📅︎ Sep 21 2018
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What did Hagrid say when he went to Dairy Queen?

“Do you want a blizzard ‘arry?”

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👤︎ u/BuddyHemphill
📅︎ Nov 19 2018
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