Read an interesting quote regarding a Companion's vigil in the throne room. Over a 100 years, standing as still as a statue. How literal is this? Surely even a custodian needs a bathroom break, or a bite to eat from time to time! Do you think they have a watch rotation, and a little guardroom they can play cards in or something?
Here's the quote -
For one hundred years I stood my watch amidst the sombre shadows of the Sanctum Imperialis. I was still as a statue, but always ready, always attuned to dangers unseen. Days, months, years passed by in a frenzied blur beyond those walls, yet within, little moved and nothing changed. For one hundred years I did naught but wait, yet had any threat appeared, I would have struck it down in a heartbeat. For one hundred years I stood my watch, and as it ends I can tell you this – patience is a weapon. - CUSTODIAN WARDEN TYBARIS CONSTOR
Dear Current ST and Trainee
For those who are dismounting today. Thank you for doing your part. Do have a good Bookout and enjoy your celebration :)
For those who are mounting today. I want to thank you for your service. It is because you are on duty; therefore, we can enjoy this festive period. I hope you can bring some good snacks to brighten your mounting shift.
For the trainee. I believe today is book out day. So enjoy your book out. Do thank your seniors in Clementi camp for doing their part. One day it will be your turn.
Lastly, to those NSTT batch. Final lap already. The milestone parade should be in a few weeks. Thank you for doing your part for the past 1.5 years. Is time for you to be NSmen and chase your dream le :)
I wish you and your family good health :)
Have a good day ahead 👍
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>!Clan Farquharson. !<
>!Our clan can trace it's lineage back to Farquhar, fourth son of Alexander "Ciar" Shaw of Rothiemurchus, the fifth chief of the Clan Shaw.!<
>!We keep our recruitment standards low on purpose as this is a clan for the whole family, even my 3yo was allowed to join.!<
>!Our clan base, Braemar Castle, is nearly completely upgraded. Has a fully upgraded guardroom, ammunition store and kitchen !<
>!We have participated in several seasons of clan battles. We won a few battles in the Cromwell season, but ultimately did not do so well at the end of the season. We have had some good victories against our rivals, clans Erskine and MacThomas. But unfortunately after the Jacobite season our clan was banned and hasn't been able to participate in clan battles since then. Hate the Culloden map!!<
>!I believe our current chief is a dude by the name of Philip. I don't believe we have a discord, but we do have a website: https://www.clanfarquharson.com/!<
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>!Oh shoot, not that type of clan??!<
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Preamble
We haven't had a content Megathread in a while but considering the simultaneous JP and GL release of Complex Dream, one might be useful to consolidate the information that's come out and will be uncovered as both communities play through it. Please co-construct it by adding info in the contents :). Deepest thanks to u/Someweirdo237, u/Retredre, u/Nowhereeverywhere, u/Former_Letterhead285, u/Acnelei, u/Ands2, u/raventsu, u/Nohall5232, u/IlyaSmirnov, u/Gap_Horror, u/knpk13, u/CoffeeTeaAndPancakes, and u/dreicunan for invaluable contributions!
Welcome to all our new players! We hope you'll enjoy the world of AE as much as we have. You may find this Primer for New Players by u/xPalox useful for you, along with the other resources at the bottom of the megathread.
For those unfamiliar with Chrono Cross, this totally accurate, official, sanctioned and serious Primer may help fill you in.
#I. Overview
Premise
The story begins with Aldo and friends wander into a version of Miglance ruled by the Beastfolk. They encounter Serge, Kid, and Harle who cross over into the same world. Lynx, Glenn and Starky will also be part of the Symphony as NPCs. FATE also looks to be involved based on the key art visual that has it merged with Visus Embryo.
Release Details
- Simultaneous JP and GL release date: 9 Dec 2021, UTC.
- Ver 2.10.200, this will be an app store update. Make sure you have enough space on your device.
- End date: 9 Dec 2026 (Yes, our first limited-time Symphony. But I mean, 5 years is a long time...).
- Clear Chapter 13 to start the Symphony. Part of the Symphony will require Main Story Part 1 to be completed (clear Chapter 26).
- Start the Symphony Prologue through Records in the in-game menu, then go to Baruoki to begin the Symphony proper.
- Pro-Tip: During the Prologue, go past the quest marker after the cutscene to find a hidden path. This is needed for a Sub Event later on.
Media
- Cinematic trailer
- Trailer
- Special website: lots of Easter Eggs here
- [Banner Art](https
Hi guys, so i just got charged by the MP in my camp when i booked out just now. It was like a few photos few years back, way before i enlist. Wanted to know what’s the punishment? Will i be given a warning or straight up charge? If so how much will they charged me?
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Halfway through the course, just wondering what are the different types of units and their working period(E.g DB 7 in 7 out) will we be posted to as MP specs? A brief detail would also be appreciated, don't have to write any confidential stuffs :) !
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
