Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
.
...or was it Sock-rates?
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto
Who was the most succint and to the point ancient Greek philosopher?
Pithagoras
My son asks me, "What does gay mean?"
Me: "It means 'happy,"
Son: "Oh, so are you gay, then?"
Me: "No, son, I have a wife."
Dad joked a random fellow student in my Philosophy class
So it's an Ancient Greek Philosophy class discussing the Presocratic philosophers of the sixth and fifty centuries BC and we were discussing Pythagoras.
One student was asking about the harmony of numbers in music that Pythagoras came up with and was amazed that he came up with that so long ago.
Student: "So he came up with all that way back then? Jesus Christ that's crazy!"
Me: "No this was before Christ."
Fortunately, everyone in my class appreciated it. Not enough groans though.. I'll do better next time.
