A list of puns related to "Graphing"
They must be plotting something
but graphing is where I draw the line
The plot was predictable. The special f(x) was terrible.
It has an ex-axis and a why-axis.
The plot was a bit predictable
And a little flat!
Had good Special f(x) though
It's a flow chart.
The x and y axes are pretty cool but not the plot itself. Thatβs where I draw the line.
It's a scatter plot.
They're always plotting something.
But perpendicular? That crosses the line
Pretty sure he was plotting something...
He must be plotting something.
It was an ex axis and a why axis.
I guess we were ahead of the curve
It wasn't the most accurate, but it gets the point across.
I bet he must be plotting something.
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The purrtex
They know I'm plotting something
Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.
Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.
Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say!
Why was the math book depressed? It had a lot of problems.
Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it is never right.
Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper? HeΒ must be plotting something.
Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasnβt greater than or less than anyone else.
What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date? The odd couple
What do you call a number that canβt stay in one place? A Roaminβ numeral.
Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.
What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros.
Iβll do algebra, Iβll do trig. Iβll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!
Why should you never talk to Pi? Because sheβll go on and on and on forever.
Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common? Itβs a shame theyβll never meet.
Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.
Whatβs the best way to flirt with a math teacher? Use acute angle.
Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? Theyβd stop at nothing to avoid them.
How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner, where itβs always 90 degrees.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight ("ate") nine!
Why DID seven eat nine? Because youβre supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point.
Thatβs where I draw the line.
βScurrrvyyy!
... Lads, I almost lost the plot.
It really grinds my gears when people say stick-shift is obsolete.
Most people like their music bass-boosted, but it seems like too much treble.
When an astronaut drinks tea, he takes a big space-sip.
The best electricity puns are live wires. Coppers really donβt know how to resist these in a coil. If you make enough of this type of pun you can really blow their fuses. You need to be smart about how you conduct these so you donβt overload your capacitors.
The only kind of rap I like is the wrapping paper on gifts.
Scissors always cut to the point.
Airplane puns always fly overhead. You have to be careful so you donβt stall out. Always use better judgement so you nose how to dive. When used correctly, this pun classification can really propel to infinity and beyond. However, if misused, the fall from grace is full of turbulence.
When working with electricity puns always make sure to be grounded to prevent shocking results.
Mr. Tea says, βDonβt be a fool, stay in school!β
i c e i c e w a t e r
Architecture is an aspiring career path.
βPunβ puns donβt add up. The are starting to get negative receptions.
Iβll do algebra. Iβll even do calculus. But graphing is where I draw the line.
Plants should always rooted in the ground.
Never argue with people when they are right or nobody will be left hanging out with you.
Rocks make boulder moves. This means they are pelite and not jagged. Donβt take these puns for granite.
Cheese puns are grate because you donβt have to ask for parmesan to use them.
Eskimos have cold personality. It is an ice society, but some of their history chills my spine.
My dog died a few years ago. It was really ruff.
I am not a fan of wind turbines.
Life is like driftwood. You never know where you will float.
Christmas lights stick together. When one goes out, they all do.
Puns about communism are only funny if everyone gets them.
Rocket scientists cannot fuel around or something bad can happen.
A baker is someone who kneads to make baked goods.
I sometimes wear stripes to avoid being spotted.
Sponges are great at absorbing liquids.
Contrary to the name, relationships have nothing to do with boats.
They were graphing a helix all along.
First day of new semester, math class.
Teacher asks "I assume your previous teacher has talked/mentioned graphing where x is to the 3rd degree." (x^3)
Some nod others disagree...
Teacher: "well did she or not?"
Me: "Well she did mention it....to a degree"
But graphing is where she drew the line.
Every calculator counts.
But it is graphs where I draw the line.
I am a teacher, I teach history first semester and economics second semester.
One student was upset about having so many graphs to understand and learn how to use.
St: I'm ok with memorizing everything about history, I'm ok figuring out how wars started and ended, but graphs...
Me: graphs is where you draw the line huh?
A five on the sighsmograph. Beautiful!
Edit: spelling
The plot was predictable, and the special f(x) was terrible.
She's definitely plotting something.
The plot was predictable. The special f(x) was terrible.
It had an ex-axis and a why-axis.
They're always plotting something.
Theyβre always plotting something.
It had an ex-axis and a why-axis
It always seems like they're plotting something
It has an EX axis and a Why Axis
But graphing is where I draw the line.
But graphing is where I draw the line
but graphing is where I draw the line
But graphing is where I draw the line!
But graphing is where I draw the line.
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