What is an early 1980's graphic programmer's favorite drink?

Sprite

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When graphic designers die...

...they go to Hellvetica.

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I looked at some statistical homicide charts the other day

I'm shocked to say they were very graphic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kablaaw
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I used to read comic books, but I stopped...

They're far too graphic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vin135mm
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What are the biggest Community Manager problems?

Endlessly searching for the perfect watermelon graphic because they're all too dull, too seedy, or just plain suspicious....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bayek_the_Siwan
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How do Jamaicans design their graphics?

With a Rasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anafuckboi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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In my graphic design course, we all had to make typefaces inspired by our favorite US cities, and present them in class.

We all knew that at some point, we’d have to discuss the LA font in the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HuecoTanks
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Graphics, am I right
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrSigmaNut
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Have you heard about the new game getting released? It’s AI is 20 years ahead of it’s time, graphics are truly real life, an open world concept where anything you want to do is truly possible. It’s called:

Go outside and ride your bike

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvanzandd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Flight Attendant: Is there a Doctor onboard?

Dad: *Nudging me* That should have been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a Graphic Designer to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Why don't you save him as a PDF and see if that helps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caduceus_11
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I just watched a documentary about graphical functions, and was a little disappointed.

The plot line was predictable, and the special f(x) was terrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Did you hear about the shipment of GPUs that got stolen?

I'd link the article, but it's too graphic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2021
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Did you hear about the graphic designer's dog?

It was a Dobie, InDesign.

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The most graphic book I have read. imgur.com/kNDoQAX
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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What do you call a viking graphic designer?

Rasterix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrLazyTiger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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figured I'd christen my first graphics tablet with a pun for the net
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πŸ‘€︎ u/booneruni
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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A video game company tried to figure out a new way to fix their graphics

But it was rendered useless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/torchskul
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2018
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Why couldn't the logo designer get to work?

There was a graphic jam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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Dead Cells - Opinions on my (French) Graphic Artist's sense of humour please.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/motionTwin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2014
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I was playing XBox with my kids when it started to get some graphical glitches.

I was player 4, here is a shot of the glitch: Screenshot.

They started laughing hysterically, I said "it is snot funny". The laughter stopped and they all started groaning in unison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimbo333
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Sup /r/dadjokes. I turned some of your jokes into simple graphics for shirts. And I wrote The Dad Joke Manifesto. Join the movement!

I spent a good portion of my youth rolling my eyes at my father's jokes. But deep down, I loved 'em. I have a great Dad. But I'm not really the best at saying "I love you". I was reading /r/dadjokes recently and I had an idea. I should turn my Dad's favorite joke into a t-shirt. Then, on Father's Day, I could video chat with him while I wear the shirt.

I think he would love the shit out of that, you know? Like, maybe he will think "Wow, my son gets it. He actually likes my humor!"

Then I thought, I could turn a bunch of these jokes into shirts. So I did. You can see them here:

http://www.funnyshirts.org/s/dadjokes

And then I thought, man, if I could get more people to do nothing else on Father's Day but to embrace their Dad's sense of humor... that would be pretty cool. It would make a lot of Dads happy.

So I wrote the Dad Joke Manifesto:

http://dadjokemanifesto.tumblr.com/themanifesto

You don't have to use t-shirts. Just make a good joke. Employ puns. Think about your Dad's style, his favorite joke, and embrace it.

If you can dig it, then join the movement. Send me your favorite Dad Jokes. Join us on:

Facebook

Twitter

Tumblr

If nothing else, follow along for some good dad jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbenz
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2014
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Revising for Computer Graphics exam when a friend drops this

Did you hear about the OpenGL guy who dropped his pen under his desk?

He was Phong-Blinn around for it

(Context: Phong-Blinn is a shading model used in OpenGL http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blinn%E2%80%93Phong_shading_model)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Verdaniss
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2014
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Why is Font Town so crime ridden?

because it's sans sheriff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slaying_mantis
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My graphic design professor should have been a dad

Just a few minutes ago, my graphic design professor was demonstrating how to use flash professional to the class. He started to make a shape and says, "so I'm just going to grab the ellipse tool and make a circle. I'm not going to have a stroke, well at least I hope not." classic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xleader23
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I'll do algebra, I'll put up with calculus, I'll even push through trigonometry...

But graphing is where I draw the line!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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Title of your image
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TendsToInfinity
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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What do you call a gory book?

A graphic novel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Astikook
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maths joke

Why did the mathematician get in trouble for showing graph paper to young children.

It was graphic content

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangyCarrot
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I love Window shopping.

8 GB ram, i7 processor, Nvidia graphics and 14 inch screen comes in real handy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HalfFry
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What do you call a person who draws penises?

A graphic designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ursidechink
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Two statisticians got into a fight

it was pretty graphic

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A guy I know tore his ACL and this is how he told everyone on Facebook

While this news undoubtedly sucks, I'm trying to take it in stride and em-brace it nonetheless! The recovery will give me the opportunitknee to improve my skills as a sideline player and some extra downtime to expand my abilities in programming and graphic design. I plan to continue at-tendon practices and other events as normal though! So many teammates, past and present, have already been incredibly supportive and reached out to help me; its certainly been a joint effort, and I can't thank you all enough for that. In hindsight, I wouldn't change akneething about attending USA U24 tryouts as tenacity, perserverance, and sacrifice are often the names of the game in pursuit of distant dreams. Ultimately, I guess some things are just liga-meant to be!

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[Request] Need puntastic suggestions related to flail!

Hi punterific people!

I'm a YouTuber that loves puns and use puns regularly in my videos when I play games. I'm having some new graphics donr for my channel and I want to change my 'saying' to reflect the punny part of... Well.. Me :)

The new art depicts my avatar (Game kNight) weilding a shield and a flail - and I want the saying to reflect something in that regard. I persistently play games to win (as if anyone did otherwise) and don't like failing (like most other gamers?);

Thoughts up until now: Flailure is not an option - for me! (but for the enemies I face is implied) Flailing is an option (because facing me will get you flailed) I will not flail you!

Hope you can help me out!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadewarp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2017
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Don't show this to your kids.

http://imgur.com/gallery/CsGOe

It's full of graphic sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoureAMuenster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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21st Century Nursery Rhymes

My dad decided classic nursery rhymes are too graphic for today's youth. So he told my two year old daughter:

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,

And his winter wasn't half bad either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DorkothyParker
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Was explaining a dream to a coworker this morning...

I had this dream, I was at my Grandparent's house, and my grandfather was doing some sort of hand surgery on me, my bones were all showing and he was taking out some calcified tissue that was stuck to my bones. It was pretty weird and very graphic.

My coworker says "Wow, that's so weird! Does he do something like that for a living?"

I say, "Well no, he isn't a surgeon, but he is quite the handy man!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirHealer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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Did you watch the new comic book movie?

It was very graphic!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
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Dadjoked my wife during a recent episode of GoT...

No major spoilers, but there's a scene where a character stabs someone in the back of the head with his sword, pretty graphic. In the scene, you watch the sword being pulled out slowly.

Me: "Wow... that was nuts."

Wife: "Yeah..."

Me: "That seemed to take awhile."

Wife: " Yep."

Me: "It was kinda... drawn out.."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zerd85
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2014
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Dad joked a client yesterday

I'm a graphic designer. Client "how much field work do you have?" Me "none. I prefer doing work at my desk."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waitwutwhy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2014
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dadjoked my girlfriend after she was dadjoked by her teacher.

she was in her graphics class and her teacher, mr. sleight, walked by with a ladder. she asked him what he was doing and he replied "getting high."

she then texts me and complains about his incessant dadjoking. I tell her "darling, you're dating me. you're going to have to realize that dadjokes will not be only a sleight thing in your life."

she was disappointed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MinorThunder
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2015
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Dropped this one on my friend earlier

backstory: My friend's graphics card wasn't working and he's had enough of his games crashing.

Him: That's it. I'm going to reinstall Windows.

Me: Don't break a pane now y'hear.

I'm 20, and until recently, single.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leithaltheos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2014
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Came up with this one the other day

Me: I recently had a friend arrested for drawing pictures of drugs

Friend: (confused look)

Me: Yeah, he was arrested for drug graphic-ing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flobadoba33
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2014
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The Elder Scrolls

How about a graphical meme for a change?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hanxue
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2014
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I need help with bug puns.

I need insect puns for the the name of a company who makes food out of edible bugs. It's a packaging project for a graphic design class. I think I'm going with trail mix and the three bugs I'm using are a beetle, cicada, and horn worm. If that helps at all. I would be eternally grateful!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gingerjopop
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2017
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