Mom: Did you watch the movie with the little pumpkins?

Dad: I stopped it early because it was too gourdy for me.

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📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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I drove by a house with a lot of jack-o-lanterns.

It was a real gourdy scene.

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📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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