Good Teacher Puns

So I went home.

The other day I told them I was going to do an imitation of Batman, so I started off with:

"Argh… kryptonite, getting weaker…"

"THAT'S SUPERMAN!" a student in the back row yelled

"Thanks man, I've been practicing a lot", I replied.

They already know all of the trick questions.

He is a real Mister Riemann.

They loved chalk lit.

But so far I've made 3 vases and a jug.

I don't get the difference.

So, before i get to the joke, you should all know that everyone in my class knows me for my shitty dad jokes and they hate me for it and today was probably the proudest moment of my life. So here's what happened.

Ecology teacher: does anyone know how to pronounce the name of this bird?

Me: willow ptarmigan (pronounced willow tarmigan. you see where this is going)

15 seconds later

Me: did you know that you can't hear willow ptarmigans go to the bathroom.

Confused classroom: what? Why?

Me: because the P is silent...

I hear the class slowly fill with groans and "oh my god"s followed by some guilty chuckles. And then, my teacher, who is about as strict and as hard to make laugh as they get, slowly sinks into her table and covers her face. And then she giggles. Just a little. This goes right up there for proudest moment of my life, next to saving a child from a burning building. Except I've never saved a child from a burning building...

I chose spelling.

It was D-grading.

They can make little things count.

Because all of his students get Hi Marks.

She gave zero F’s.

Preferably something physical related, not so much to do with place names or anything like that, but if they're funny enough and not to niche I don't see why not! Thanks I really appreciate it! ^you ^guys ^are ^the ^best

Kid in class: Coach are we whipping the Ferraris today? Coach: No whips just nae-naes Class: moans disappointedly

So today my english teacher was going to test how much vocab we memorized, for the SAT exam if you're wondering, and he asked one student how many did he memorize. The guy answered saying about 300. The teacher replied what can you do with just 300, And then i couldn't hold it and replied "A movie"

We were on homework time, but I didn't have any to do. As such, I whipped out the school library's copy of Les Miserables I was tediously working my way through. He noticed this.

Him: Oh? Did you hear there's a sequel?

Me: Really?

Him: Yep. It's called More Miserables.

I don't get the difference.