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GAMES PLAYED : 48 - 46 - 50
MOST GOALS SCORED : CASEMIRO (7)
MOST ASSISTS MADE : CASEMIRO (6)
MOST BALLS RECOVERED : CASEMIRO (332)
MOST CHANCES CREATED : BUSQUETS (37)
MOST TACKLES MADE : CASEMIRO (112)
MOST INTERCEPTIONS : CASEMIRO (88)
MOST CLEARANCES : CASEMIRO (64)
This is in light to the recent chants i have been noticing on various platforms about how Kante is better than KCM combined and has been the best CDM for the last 5 years.
The thing that PL/general football fans don’t understand because La Liga football doesn’t get as much a view count as PL does is Casemiro has been doing what Kante has done in the UCL final for the last 5 years. I even watched every Chelsea game this season in the PL and for me Jorginho was better than Kante overall throughout the season. Just because we didn’t advertise Casemiro as much in the last 5 years, mainly because we had Ronaldo for our fully deserved Balon D’Or chants scoring 50+ a season, doesn’t mean that Casemiro hasn’t been putting in work silently in our midfield. He has been the best CDM for a while now.
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https://deckstats.net/decks/180893/2135698-golos-gates
So I threw this deck together as kind of a joke, but the more I looked at it, the more I realised that it could be quite fun to play.
The reason I went with Bant, and not a true 5 colour deck was the fact that most of what this deck wants to do is in those colours, and I figured that if I wanted to be fast, I couldn't use any taplands besides for the gates themselves, so 3 colour basics with some ramp/fixing spells seemed like my best bet. I have a couple of Command Towers lying around, so I should probably switch out a plains in that list for it.
Mainly, this deck wants to ramp out Golos ASAP to find Maze's End, and then use cheap flicker effects on Golos, as well as untap/put onto battlefield effects on Maze's End to get a couple of gates out a turn, to get the win quickly.
The rest of the deck is pretty much just tutors for gates (although I realise that there's an absolute TON of those, so I may have gone overboard), boardwipes for protection since my playgroup's meta is pretty creature heavy, counterspells in case they mess with the gates in any way (since that's the deck's only wincon) and some recursion in case a gate gets sent to the graveyard unfortunately. There's also some artifact/enchantment interaction.
Right now, the deck is around $30 if you exclude Golos and Ramunap Excavator, but I was wondering if anyone can help me make any improvements, while staying at that price point, because I know for a fact that this list can get better, I just don't know where to start.
Thanks! :)
I would personally place him beside Cahill and Brana right now. If he plays a few more years (which I'm pretty sure he will) and wins a few more things, I think he can join Azpilicueta on the absolute top-tier.
For a long time I have heard tons of complaining about [[Golos, Tireless Pilgrim]]. That is for good reason! He is straight up one of the best commanders in the format, get the perfect land whether it be a [[Maze of Ith]] or the last color for you to start spinning the wheel to windmill slap a [[Worldspire Wurm]] (I know the wurm isnt the biggest winning creature from him). Ive grown tired of combos and playing the best card of each color, so i created the fairest and weakest Golos deck in existence! This thing has 95 lands, THATS RIGHT 95 LANDS. The win combo? Simple you need to get 11 different lands out to win. Creatures? Just Golos and a bunch of man lands that only last one turn and generally aren't great.
The game plan is simple. Using the abundance of cycling lands we play a [[Astral Drift]] or Astral Slide]] combined with [[Tectonic Reformation]] if possible to flicker that trouble making robot so much that the gates will be practically spilling on the field. [[Maze's End]] Never had it so good, sprinkle in some [[Scape Shift]] and you got yourself a win condition.
This deck is obviously not good, but can be a good amount of fun in a lower powered meta as you will be able to slowly amass lands. This is of course you quickly show how stupid the deck is to everyone to make sure they know its not one of THOSE Golos deck. Currently witting at 3 wins out of 10 games, not bad.
So what is a real stupid deck that you have made? I would love to hear some good deck ideas that can hopefully be brought to tables that take the seriousness down a notch and lower the average power level a few notches. Surprisingly this isn't my worse deck [[Phage, the Untouchable]] in my "lose the game" tribal has that cornered.
Decklist: Whoops, All Lands!
🇫🇷N’golo Cointé: The N’golo Kanté appreciation token🇫🇷
2x Premier league Titles 1x World Cup 1x Champions League 1x Footballer of the Year 1x Europa League 1x FA Cup 1x Contagious Smile 0x Haters 1x Historic Token
Fresh off the back of a Man Of The Match performance in the Champions League final, Kanté is the most beloved man in the world right now. And why wouldn’t he be. Who couldn’t like the most humble man in world sports. We all love Kanté and what better way to show it than by making history with this Kanté appreciation token. Let’s make a token almost as valuable as that priceless smile of his. Let’s get him to see this token and make his smile even wider!
We all know 71% of the Earth is covered by the sea, and the rest is covered by Kanté. So let’s make a graph greener than every blade of grass he covers on the pitch day in and day out. The man is a professional footballer and still drives a Mini Cooper. What’s not to love. Let’s show him some love!
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This token is safer than a defensive line with Kanté infront of them. Together we can make this soar to unimaginable heights. Speaking of heights, did you know that despite being the smallest player on the pitch, Kanté won the most ariel battles in the Champions League final. The man is amazing, let’s spread the word and make this token historic and make the future Balon D’or winner proud when he sees this!
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❗️⚽️ $NGK | N'Golo Kanté ⚽️ ❗️
$NGK | N'Golo Kanté is a Meme Coin on the binance Smartchain. But instead of having no usecase we actually want to help People smile.
But How...?
We have a charity wallet that holds 2% of $NGK, we will also have a donation wallet where u can donate to. Every week we will have a Poll on Telegram so that the community can choose what Charity we'll donate to.
N'Golo Kanté is always smiling, so should everyone else in the world 🙂
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❌ NO MINT FUNCTIONS
🔥%30 Burned 🤝%2 Charity wallet 💰%5 of transaction fees go Straight to alle holders. ♻️5% of transaction fees gets put In LP (locked)
🥞%30 Profit when we launch on pancakeswap if you get in presale ( so be fast )
🚨Dxsale: Softcap 25 bnb Hardcap 50 bnb
📋Official Token Address: 0x2b6104DbC3e020C78a367Fa2bA4E4863b93e7181
Website: https://www.ngolokantebsc.com/
🚨PRESALE ALERT
(Presale starts TOMORROW 2 pm GMT)
Telegram: https://t.me/ngolokanteNGK
⚽️ $NGK | N'Golo Kanté
$NGK | N'Golo Kanté is a Meme Coin on the binance Smartchain. But instead of having no usecase we actually want to help People smile.
But How...?
We have a charity wallet that holds 2% of $NGK, we will also have a donation wallet where u can donate to.
Every week we will have a Poll on Telegram so that the community can choose what Charity we'll donate to.
N'Golo Kanté is always smiling, so should everyone else in the world :)
✅ Contract verified on BSCScan.
✅ Liquidity Locked on DxSale.
✅ Ownership Will be Renounced.
❌ NO MINT FUNCTIONS
🔥%30 Burned
🤝%2 Charity wallet
💰%5 of transaction fees go
Straight to all holders.
♻️5% of transaction fees gets put
In LP (locked)
🥞%30 Profit when we launch on
pancakeswap if you get in
presale ( so be fast )
🚨Dxsale: Softcap 25 bnb
Hardcap 50 bnb
📋Official Token Address: 0x2b6104DbC3e020C78a367Fa2bA4E4863b93e7181
Presale Link: https://dxsale.app/app/pages/defipresale?saleID=4786&chain=BSC
Website: https://www.ngolokantebsc.com/
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