If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims, of course!

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👤︎ u/lodiman77
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I found pictures of Mt. Rushmore before it was carved

Its natural beauty was unpresidented

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👤︎ u/shiva8512
📅︎ Mar 07 2021
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Because there's no nightlife on Mars.
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👤︎ u/recoro06
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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Who led the Jewish people across a semi permeable membrane?

Os-Moses.

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📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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censorship
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👤︎ u/jeaners7n9
📅︎ Jul 03 2019
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Someone made a genocide joke in the office today...

Co-worker: "Was that a genocide joke?"

Joker: "Yes, genocide jokes kill."

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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Someone asked me to explain what burning a used condom is

I said it's just genocide in a nutshell

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👤︎ u/CocozuBR
📅︎ Feb 02 2020
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Every time I talk to my dad about school, without fail

"so how are your classes going?"

"well, for my Political Science class, I'm writing an essay analyzing genocides"

"....well, are you for it or against it?"

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This barley made the cut.

I was talking to my coworkers at lunch about people who are vegetarian/vegan for moral reasons drinking beer.

Coworker: "So where do you draw the line? Like, yeasts are eukaryotes too. Tons will die making your beer. I mean, it's practically a yeast genocide!"

Me: "I suppose you could call it... a Guinness-cide?"

Coworkers: ಠ_ಠ

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👤︎ u/PeterWins
📅︎ Jan 22 2016
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If April showers bring May flowers, What do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims..

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