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Gawd Puns

A list of puns related to "Gawd"

I don’t like shower sex. It’s slippery, it’s cramped...

And it was probably one of the worst things about prison.

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👤︎ u/SR21-
📅︎ Jan 27 2021
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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?

" "Pop," goes the weasel.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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My Jalen Hurts Dad jokes based on the Oklahoma move. (For the sports fans)
  1. Huh Oklahoma seems like an OK move for him.
  2. Aw man I hate Oklahoma never thought he would Stoopsolow.
  3. Well I guess the news was going to come out Sooner or later.
  4. Not surprising I heard multiple reports Lincoln him to the Big 12.
  5. I bet Oklahoma fans are Riley happy today.
  6. (The obvious one) this move really Hirts Alabama’s title chances this year.
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👤︎ u/coffeegrounds55
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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We're learning about electricity in Physics class...

Ohm my gawd, it's fascinating!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christ-ler.

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👤︎ u/sandboxsurprise
📅︎ Oct 21 2017
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What did they say about the haunted train the killed 43 people in Guadalupe, Mexico

They said it had a loco-motive.

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👤︎ u/petercumberbatch
📅︎ Oct 29 2014
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My friend just recently became a father, he's doing pretty good so far...

During a football talk, I'm a Redskins fan, but died nonetheless.

Me: RG3 is a really stand up guy

Him: He may be a stand up guy, but lately he's been a sit down player.

(For those who don't follow the NFL, he's a Quarterback who got injured again)

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👤︎ u/bravesaint
📅︎ Oct 08 2014
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After watching the new Star Trek movie in 3D

I took my 3D glasses off and said in a loud voice, "Oh my gawd. I still see 3D." Another viewer told he appreciated the joke.

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👤︎ u/UnknownPerson69
📅︎ Jul 25 2016
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