Garbageman Puns

I threw it all away for nothing.

but you really just pick it up as you go

Librarian.

It's hard to have a social life. I'm always booked

“Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?” I asked my friend.

“He wants to be a garbageman,” he replied.

“That’s an unusual ambition to have at such a young age.”

“Not really. He thinks that garbagemen work only on Tuesdays.”