G.e. Puns

A list of puns related to "G.e."

A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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👤︎ u/December_Soul
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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C, E-flat and G walk in to a bar.

The bartenders says sorry we don't allow minors in here

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
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👤︎ u/JonaSavage17
📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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V E G A N D A D

A girl came up to me and said she recognized me from a vegetarian restaurant.

I was a bit confused.

I'd never seen herbivore.

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👤︎ u/YeetManJaxon
📅︎ May 28 2019
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[META] can the sidebar link to other pun-related subreddits, e.g. /r/punny?

Would be nice, it was a long time before I happuned to find /r/punny and I'm sure that there are a lot of others that I don't know about. Also /r/TomSwifties.

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👤︎ u/RheingoldRiver
📅︎ Oct 08 2012
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What's the difference between a "male" and a "female"?

Iron.

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👤︎ u/RecoveringRelapser
📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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👤︎ u/WKBX
📅︎ Jan 23 2019
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What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

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👤︎ u/SwingWithTheTeam
📅︎ Nov 18 2018
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Dad joked my German class today

Teacher: So how do you make "the lady" dative?

Me: You have to ask her out first!

entire class groans

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👤︎ u/D_Bubs
📅︎ Feb 04 2015
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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👤︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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A B 💿 E F G
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👤︎ u/idontknowdude17
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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👤︎ u/RikM
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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C, E-flat and G walk into a bar.

The bartender shows them the door and says, “sorry we don’t serve minors.”

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👤︎ u/foxforbox
📅︎ Jun 27 2018
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