A few minutes ago, I came to the conclusion that tofu is overrated.

It’s just a curd to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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I’m really liking the fact I have to stay in doors all day because of this quarantine

It really gets my indoorphins up and running.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Tried to Dadjoke my four year old, got outsmarted.

This morning my son was about to put on his socks.

I: -wait, are there holes in your socks?

Son: -Yes, of course! Or else i wouldn't be able to get my fot into them. *holds up socks for me to see while extending hole at the top with fingers.

Me: -Hmrp... *sectretly feeling proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2rgeir
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2014
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