A list of puns related to "Fossilized"
They say it's a blast from the past.
A big shin dig!
It's a trained barkeologist.
A blast from the past
but it just was a fossil arm
But it was a fossil arm.
Itβs like a Brazilian years old.
Not worth much money, but it has sedimental value.
Hey, those artifacts ...
Cause I want to date you badly
-Ninja Sex Party lyrics
...it's rock solid evidence of evolution.
... but it was a fossil arm.
a bronchitis!
Trilobytes!
I was in class and noticed my friend was wearing a new watch. I said "Hey is that a Fossil?" he said "Yeah I found it at the dig site" Stupid me said "Woah really! ..." laughs ensue.
I think it's a fossil.
Easy, they used fossil fuel.
Hufungus
I thought I had found it, but it was a fossil arm. Then upon searching the site further, I found a petrified sausage. It was the missing link.
His career was in ruins.
Too many T-Rex
So today in anthro we were discussing what methods are used in dating fossils and fossil sites. We started talking about using rock layers to date and he said "this reminds me of one of the colleagues I had. He was pretty young and when ever we had our get togethers he would bring this beautiful woman, different every time, that always turned out to be his cousin. Anyways this method is an example of relative dating."
There were a couple laughs and one audible groan.
Discussing our watches, I had a Timex and my boss came up to me and said that he had a Fossil, I replied "really? It doesn't look that old."
Hopefully it's not just another fossil arm.
It's a dying field.
My girlfriend wnted a new watch so we went to the local shopping centre to go to the Fossil shop. It was shut due to a power outage. Go back the next day and they're open; a quick chat with the shop assistant and she says the problem still isn't fixed and they're using generators to try and get through the day.
I couldn't help myself and say "I guess that means you're running on Fossil Fuel then?"
It didn't go down very well.
I work in a watch and accessory store, which sits directly across from a sephora, consequently we get a lot of husbands, dad's partner's etc. wandering through. They usually make a comment about waiting on some.
My response "Well Fossil is a great place to kill time"
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