Even crime has time for puns (credit to the author, extrafabulouscomics)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirChemi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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One small step for dad jokes, one large step for pun lines...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_orthodocs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Is my friend good enough for the big leagues (for puns)?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/misspygmy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Request for pun help.

Hi everyone.

I don't know if this is allowed but I'm running out of ideas. I'm trying to make puns dealing with candies relating to the words "Leadership", "Service", and either "Fellowship" or "friendship". I figured this is the place of experts and hoped you could provide me with a solution. I'm planning on using this for big little reveal in my fraternity.

Thanks again ahead of time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkecojaj
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Is there any space for puns like these?
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Looking for pun for my beer

Hey redditors, I need your wit for a good cause,

I'm gonna graduate in less than two weeks and in my country (Italy) is traditional to give a token to those who attend the graduation and for that reason I've decided to brew some beers and give a bottle each. I'm now in the process of deciding the name of my beer and I would like to have something witty and cool but have no idea.

The possible themes would be graduation (or laurea in italian), bioengineering, biomedical engineering, engineering or, best of all, BOOBS (or any synonym) as that's the theme of my master thesis.

Thanks in advance for any help I'll get

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azkabainemule
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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spent +15 hours on this drawing just for pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skitz-m8
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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My love for puns can be observed through my love of 'Letterkenny.' Moist youtu.be/bdrQzZ-4GEk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meganahs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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My friend got REALLY mad at me for punning, advice needed!

My best friend lives on the East Coast. I’m on the West. He often streams his games over Skype so I can hang out and watch. He was playing the Witcher 3, and fighting the water monster men. I said β€œThey just want to know the shape of you,” and he coincidentally died at that moment.

He got really, really mad. I always knew my puns annoyed him a little, but when I was sad, he’d tell dumb puns he’d google to cheer me up. But he just went into a tangent on how much puns annoy him and how he doesn’t get that I keep doing them over and over again every day whenever I talk with him. Trying to stop or cut back on puns would be pretty difficult and make me sad; I love witty wordplay and commentary, and bottling it up feels awful. But apparently it really, really annoys him.

What should I do?

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Harry Potter is a good place for puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeet-boi-2010
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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the need for puns is dire...

I am requesting the shittiest, most terrible, most horrible dad level puns you can throw my way. Puns that would make others projectile vomit with their horribleness. Puns so aweful and sad, that it'd make me want to hug you and ask you....are you okay?

so send them my way. or there will be a severe....PUNishment...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nirvanaspirit666
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Two many opportunities for punning here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EkskiuTwentyTwo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Computer mice accumulated from library’s lost and found... (zoom in for pun)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HawaiianSpam
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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My roommate said he was gonna call the police for punning on Easter. This followed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KelvinShadewing
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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Titles for puns are useless

Elon Musk could launch a perfume line and call it Elon's Musk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdequatelyMadLad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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[request] I'm looking for puns/jokes involving payphones.

If you know any payphone jokes/oneliners/puns or play on words involving payphones please leave it in the coments. I didn't have a quarter to call anyone who cared so I ringed up redit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyNameICallMyself
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Looking for puns on full/long sleeves.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/var_lock99
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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My love for puns will never end
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Supah_T
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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I've been punished for punning at my mother...

My bad mushroom pun has been avenged.

I was having dinner with my mom tonight. Burritos. As soon as I picked mine up, it ripped apart and spewed its contents all over my plate, the table, and my lap.

After I finished swearing a blue streak and started cleaning up, she just casually said:

"Well it is wrapped in a tore-tilla..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Batshit_Betty
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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My dad is in the hospital over his birthday this year and has asked for puns to cheer him up. Here's the card I'm sending him.

https://imgur.com/gallery/JMrrqp9

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CandysaurusRex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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There’s always Time for puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/halleratcha
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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My girlfriend was testing music out on her cat, a perfect opportunity for puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jensb2304
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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I bet there's not mushroom here for puns like this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2017
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Too soon for puns?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tanasi77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2017
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[Request] Looking for puns about "tubes"? My pun-loving friend just had emergency surgery to remove her Fallopian tube and I'd like to cheer her up!

Thanks in advance!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dar_Winning
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2016
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Request for pun help

I need good puns involving plastic surgery addiction. The only thing i've got is that nobody nose the pain of addiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperNerdDace
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2016
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Eat here if you are hungry for puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiscipleOfTalos
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2017
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I fish for puns, such as pike

I love it. And I swear the people I bait don't bite. Am I reeling them in? Or just playing hide-the-hook?

Serious question. I fear I'm a pun master with no audience. please help.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BobAlmighty
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2014
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Monitoring other subs for Puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/layzworm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2017
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7 seconds of love/hate for puns instagram.com/p/03hMfEiVe…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Powermeat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2015
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Fishing for puns

I was going to write a fishing pun, but couldn't find the right line... I asked a mate for help, but that turned into a debait... I tried casting my mind back to when I last heard a fishing pun, but that didn't reely work... If you're also hooked on puns and can help me out, I'd love to sea what fishing stories you can drag up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PunnyGifts
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2016
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I'm a retired man with a pension for puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/albenesi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2015
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Request for puns about CF

My best friend has cystic fibrosis and we are doing a walk to raise awareness. We are trying to come up with a team name and I thought maybe a pun would be fun! Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ktron24
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2016
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I went to /r/drr looking for puns.

You know, har dee har har. I was surprised to see it was something else. I like puns but it took me awhile before I realised "reddit probably has puns!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chickennii
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2013
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Request for puns

Hi guys, I have a friend who has recently has surgery on her back to remove some cysts. I'm going to give her a get well card and I want to put as many back/cyst/surgery/recovery/etc. related puns or general sayings as I can for a goofy card that will hopefully give her some chuckles.

E.g. "You're like a CYSTer to me", "Hope you get BACK to being well soon", "You've been through enough PUNishment". Etc.

Help me Reddit you're my only hope. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oneofakindof
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2015
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My five year old is cultivating a proper intolerance for Dad Jokes

Him: [Playing with various toys] "Help me! Two sea monsters!!"

Me: "Help you to see monsters? They're right there."

Him: [With the eyerollest eyerolls that ever eyerolled] "No, Dad, this is not for puns."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaosTechnician
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2015
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Why do women have a difficult time working for the postal service?

It’s mail-dominated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SecondRateHack
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My wife’s diploma came, so I framed it for her
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LarsBlackman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Yale is a university for those who may not know
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bob2k5
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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79% of people don't know opposite words for the following.
  1. Always
  2. Coming
  3. From
  4. Take
  5. Me
  6. Down
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekprojekt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed

I’d have $8.40.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmBeeCSGO
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What do you call a snake that works for the government?

A Civil Serpent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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My wife asked for a divorce today, saying I was too un-American.

I saw it coming from a kilometer away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Shopping for a Baby monitor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
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What are you in for?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KevlarYarmulke
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What’s a 4 letter for a woman ending with β€œunt”?

Aunt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaymanRich
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I've invented a sandal for one legged people...

It was a flop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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There's a term for people like Trump

Evidently not two though

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