My wife asked for a divorce today, saying I was too un-American.
I saw it coming from a kilometer away.
Two cats are having a swimming race. One is called “One Two Three”, the other “Un Deux Trois”. Which cat won?
“One Two Three” because “Un Deux Trois” cat sank.
I just found out how Kim Jong Un's father died.
My friends said they’d un-friend if I wasn’t a Trump supporter
What did Kim Jong Un say on his death bed?
I just heard that Kim Jong-Un is sick
Guess that makes him Kim Jong-Ill now.
R.I.P Kim Jong Un ... ... ... ... ... ... ... /s
I once took a job working for Kim Jong Un
Seemed like a good Korea move.
Wellthat was un eggspected
Due to social distancing, everyone is asking Kim Jung Un how far six feet is Exactly!
Because he is the supreme ruler.
Kim Jong-Un told me a joke:
Who is the world's best, but un-tidiest, football player?
My friend ask me how Kim Jong Un’s dad died
Because he was Kim Jong ILL
Why did the Doctor desert to Kim Jong-Un’s regime?
He wanted a change of Korea
Why does Kim Jong-Un like books?
Because he is the supreme reader
If Kim Jong Un were to die, what would be his succeeder's name?
Why don’t we know what’s going on with Kim Jong-un?
He’s Kim Jong-unavailable
Why does Kim Jong Un have so many books?
Because he's the Supreme Reader
Kim Jong Un isn’t alive...
They’re using Kim Jong Deux
Kim Jong Un not dead
He just spend last few weeks in library...because he Supreme Reader.
Kim Jong-un's doctors...
Probably fancy a Korea change
All dad jokes on Kim Jong Un would
What do you call Kim Jong Un in a vegetative state?
In USA you get about 4 eggs in your breakfast. In France one egg is un oeuf.
If Kim Jong Un married a Puerto Rican girl, his heirs would be called
We should make it a rule not to post any jokes about the un-employed here
moar bad puns i know its un"bee"levable
Local Starbucks decided to have some p(h)un
What do you call the un-cool friend in a group?
I heard Kim Jong Un's father died.
I didn't even know he was il
My wife wants a divorce for being too un American
I saw that coming a kilometer away
Two cats had a race across a river. Their names were "One Two Three" and "Un Deux Trois". Which one came first?
"One Two Three" did cos "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.
I have a feeling that Kim Jong Un will soon be...
If Kim Jung Un did die
We can replace him with Kim Jung Dos
There were once two cats. They were called One Two Three and Un Deux Trois. They had a race across a stream. One Two Three won. Why?
Because Un Deux Trois cat sank!
Why is Kim Jong-un's library so big ?
Because he is supreme reader
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