Fluttering Puns

A list of puns related to "Fluttering"

My priest prescribed a circuit of crunches, flutter kicks, bicycles, and plank holds for the guilt I confessed about neglecting my stomach muscles during workouts.

I finally received my abs solution.

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👤︎ u/MisterPlumbean
📅︎ May 12 2021
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What makes a butterfly flutter by?

Wings.

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👤︎ u/ZonieDrew
📅︎ Aug 03 2019
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Do you know what happen when throw piece of butter out of window?

butterfly

//sorry, leaving.

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👤︎ u/rplusg
📅︎ Feb 04 2015
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My friend bet me £100 that I couldn't do an impression of a butterfly.

I thought that's worth a flutter.

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👤︎ u/thedaddy71
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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My grandfather passed away last week, but never lost his quick wits

While at the hospital, a nurse walked into my grandfather's room for a routine checkup. This exchange happened during their conversation:

Nurse: "Have you felt any fluttering in your chest?" Grandfather: "Only since you walked in!"

My grandfather was always quick to the draw, and I'll miss him dearly.

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👤︎ u/jimmysterling
📅︎ Sep 10 2013
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