Flu Shot

I got the flu vaccination, but I got sick anyway, so I guess it was all in vein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LittleMas42
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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My American friend had her flu shot

I just use antibiotics, in Europe we don't need guns for everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/analytik
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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Just got this one. "The flu shot goes into the form? I'd prefer it in my arm, thanks"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZorMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2013
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I have decided not to vaccinate my kids.

I believe it's best to let the doctor do it.

Edit: Thanks for the Silver :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Griffy_42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Got my co-worker at a hotel restaurant.

I: You gonna go get your free flu shot?

CW: I don't like shots.

I: I'm sure if you asked, they'd make you a flu mixed drink.

CW: ??

I: You know, like a Flu and Coke.

CW: haha

I: Or a Fludriver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemo_sum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2017
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Dadjoked the injections nurse...

In for my flu shot. She asked me to roll up my sleeve.
Told her "Sure. You have a constitutional right to bare arms."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BobT21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2014
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My dad said this out of the blue over dinner

My co-worker fired his gun up his chimney the other day. You wanna know why? Because his doctor told him to get his flu shot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laurenthespy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2013
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