Been invited to a dinner at the armoury and it's expected for the gentlemen to wear kilts. It turns out many wedding clothes for hire places have these. Two questions: is a Stewart tartan okay if you have no idea which to wear? Secondly, I am a floating head. What to do?
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Found these floating around my clubs armoury box. Think these sockets are still legal for competition?
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Floating armouries: Cruisin’ with guns -- A brisk business in safeguarding guns economist.com/news/middle…
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USS Prairie State - Built in 1897, and originally a US Battleship (BB-6), she was refitted as a floating armoury, due to the Washington Naval Treaty restrictions on warships. Original battleship configuration picture in comments. imgur.com/zUqvv
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Trump turned down R-day 2019 invite in August, did not want to see Russian armoury floats theprint.in/politics/trum…
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I’m sick of seeing the whole β€˜Wano has no stakes’

Wano has equal if not more stakes than every previous arc imo. I’ll break down how. Let’s start with arc calamities.

Every arc has 1 specific calamity. Wano has many. These calamities add stakes to an arc. We have:

-The floating island landing on the flower capital similar to the Noah in fishman island

-The floating island closing in on the flower capital similar to the bird cage in dressrosa

-Kanjuros fire demon similar to Smiley from punk hazard

-The gunpowder in the armoury at risk of blowing up similar to the bomb during alabasta

-The world government fleet below wano similar to the buster call in enies lobby/Cp0 after robin similar to Cp9 in Enies lobby

Now let’s look at the events of the war that add stakes:

Chapter 990-Jack defeats the army of sulong minks

Chapter 993- Ice oni virus infects a lot of samurai

Chapter 993- Shinobu is taken down from sasakis armoured corps protecting momonosuke

Chapter 993- Kikus arm is ripped off by kaido

Chapter 994- Boss Omasa is infected+ true threat of oni virus revealed

Chapter 995- Chopper is infected by the oni virus

Chapter 995-Usopp and Nami are almost taken out by ulti and page 1. Both are in terrible shape

Chapter 996-Usopp Nami and tama run away from ulti and page 1 while hihimaru holds them off

Chapter 996-We get a glimpse of the scabbards being taken down by kaido

Chapter 997-Sanji is captured

Chapter 997-Calamity of moving onigashima to the flower capital is introduced

Chapter 999-Both Kaido and Big Mom are waiting on the rooftop. Scabbards are no where in sight

Chapter 1000- 9 scabbards are all taken out

Chapter 1000- 5 members of the worst generation are fighting 2 emperors

Chapter 1003-Luffy is out of the battle for 10 minutes in this 5v2

1003-Cp0 are revealed to be on the island

1003-Revealed that the war section of this arc is 27,000 vs 5000 (300 samurai are taken out)

1004- Red scabbards location is discovered by the enemy

1006- Carrot and Wanda are defeated by perospero

1006- Hyogoro is also infected by the ice oni virus and on his last legs. Choppers also in a worse state thanks to the virus and desperately coming up with a cure

1008- Ashura is taken out by kanjuro by sacrificing himself for the other scabbards. Is stabbed,cut + blown up.

1008- Both kanjuro and orochi are alive. Kanjuro is after momonosuke + orochi is burning the castle

1009- Zoro has every bone in his body broken and is in terrible shape

1009- Luffy is literally knocked out

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I cant find any good videos explaining taken in destiny but I suggest you do a bit of googling yourself if you're curious about them.

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I looked at the woman curled in pain on the bed, the thin medical sheet doing nothing to hide the stretched skin of her belly. β€œHow long ago was this?” I ask

Mary was looking down at the woman, soulfire burning from her eyes freely as her anger raged. β€œTwo days.” she answers.

I turn to the doctor, one of a number of people who worked in my throne world alongside the military and mercenary forces. β€œWhat can we do for them?” I ask.

β€œThe…foetus is growing rapidly. Its forcing the, mother, or host to undergo rapid catabolysation. The process of turning fat, muscle and eventually less important organs and turning them into fuel for essential processes. I’ve been giving each patient different treatment in the hope of slowing progression, easing their pain or staving off the deterioration.” The Doctor reports, stepping up to the patient and gently uncovering her.

β€œThis one I have been giving the maximum safe dosage of pain relief, and roughly 30,000 calories delivered directly to her bloodstream every day. All it did was accelerate the foetus growth rate.” he says.

I reach over and place a hand on the woman's belly, I can feel the soulfire inside ravenous uncontrolled and with no direction.

β€œCut it out.” I order.

β€œThat didn't work. We lost the patient when we tried to extract the foetus, it seemed to attempt to survive by draining its host of all the energy currently in the body. The mother simply died as her heart stopped and brain activity ended at the same time.” the doctor reports.

I turn to Mary. β€œWhat happened to the one responsible, Ricky.” I ask

β€œI killed him.” Mary replies.

β€œThat won't stop a creature of darkness.” Imperious says inside me.

β€œRight, they can be reborn in their throne world. And if Ricky’s my subordinate.” I turn to Michael. β€œSearch my throne, if Ricky’s here I want him found and brought to me.” I order him. He nods and walks off.

I turn back to the woman and place my hand on her belly again funnelling light into the foetus. The soulfire fights back, burning its soulfire in retaliation but I keep at it until the soulfire is all gone, just a tiny mote of light remaining. I then heal the woman who for the first time in days I

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ya boi the High Celebrant


Laskian ships are firing on each other, the last of the needles are roaring through space being cut down and the enemy are taking full advantage of the chaos to swoop in, the triangular whipple shield-plating Rasputin added to our warships breaking off as shields fail and no one is around to give aid.

The Reiss is under assault by a dozen ships, guns firing, armour ablaze and crew half battle mad.

Snow, Osiris is on the hull flying around this monster that's wielding its long blade with impunity.

β€œAdmiral.” I ask quietly between troubled breaths.

β€œReiss? What is it?”

β€œHow long…”

β€œCan we last or until the Exodus fleet is due?” he asks before shaking his head. The answer to the first question is less than the second.” he pauses to press a command. β€œMarines, we have a hostile on the hull. Prepare to repel the border. That's all marines to 2nd gun battery.” he orders. His eyes sunken in and his tendrils hang limp. We both know he’d just ordered his entire marine complement to die.

He gives a flash of a smile. β€œWe held out longer than I’d thought we could. And we’ve taken out hundreds of their ships…the senator will know we fell and order the laskian populace to evacuate.” he adds.

β€œSo not in vain?” I ask.

-I thought you were better than this.-

Xol?

-I feel insulted. You are not some vessel of my daughter or pawn of my son. You are MY apostle. Granted my power and yet you’re still just using my power to wield theirs.-

Oh, I see now…so how do I use your power?- I ask the old man I’d referred to as everything.

-I have no idea. I’ve never done it since I made the universe. Perhaps if I…-

I felt fingers run down the inside of my arms and it felt like someone was stepping inside me, wearing me like an outfit.

-it feels just as strange for me.-

Well you’re the one being treated like a jacket.

-ho ho!- he laughs as my fingers wriggle on their own.

My head snaps up and I look at the ceiling of the bridge then through it, through decks of sailors at their stations, conducting repairs and moving supplies from storage. Through the hull until Im looking up at the High celebrant and Snow, Osiris. Turning around I see the Exodus fleet only

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Snow Chapter 44

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Background information

Who is Clovis Bray?

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Snow

Rousing to awareness I wince at the stiff muscles in my neck and shoulders before straightening up.

β€œNo change.” a synthetic voice says next to me.

β€œNone?” I ask Rasputin.

The Exo shakes his head. β€œSome Slight variation in the oscillation. It's moving too fast to isolate and absorb. There’s too much to absorb without stabilising her first. Im working on it.”

β€œHow much are you really working on it?” I ask.

β€œWe’re at 60%, any more risks the defence network overwatch.” Rasputin replies.

I blink and do some mental math before giving up trying to quantify the sheer processing power aimed at saving Reiss. I note Ghost hovering over her protectively and sigh.

β€œWhat can I do?” I ask finally.

β€œGo to Europa. Tell that selfish head to get to work.” Rasputin answers.

I consider the option before nodding. I give Reiss one last look trying to see past the flashes of light and dark burning under her skin and appreciate her face before leaving. β€œI’ll be back soon.” I tell her before walking out. The facility was familiar yet not to me. I knew the passages and routes into the most vital parts of the warmind’s facility but it still surprised me when I saw a vending machine in an alcove partly stocked with supplies.

I leave through the main door and walk across the plateau to the landing pad where several droids are standing around my ship. Which has had a serious makeover. Apparently some % of Rasputin took offence to the low tech used and had upgraded her. The hull was layered over with Seraphite armour plating, the main cannons were replaced with what looked alot like Valkyrie spear emitters and the Ion engine at the rear was replaced with a NFT burner. Veins of SIVA snaked through everything connecting parts to each other.

β€œRight, Rasputin commands Siva.” I mutter walking to the ship, automatically the door ramp lowers down and I climb onboard, move through the airlock/armoury, and enter the main room noting that besides the panelling now being made from the superalloy’s Rasputin used in his construction everything was still intact.

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Feedback on my Imperial Guard List for LVO

Hello folks. Looking for some feedback on my Imperial Guard list that I will be taking to LVO. This will be my first tournament and I would consider myself a casual player only getting to play once a month. The overall composition of the list is a mix of different lists I've seen floating around online. The tank commander load outs are probably not optimal, but this is what I have on my current tanks so its what I went with here. Some general comments about the list creation and my strategy:

  • Made Creed the warlord for two reasons, 1) the extra two CP, 2) potential to pump out a crazy amount of orders.
  • This list is CP hungry, I have calculated I will be burning 4 CP a turn for the first 3 turns minimum, thus I have concentrated on maxing out how many CP I can get. I start with 10, I estimate with Kurov's Aquila I will get another 3, and then 5 from the turns. This should be enough to pull off my strategy.
  • The Troops are pretty standard. Two large conscript blobs to push up the middle of the table and tar pit anything I need to. They can be assisted by the usual stratagems that boost their saves, Nightshroud, or Warding Incantation to help them survive.
  • The regular Infantry Squad's are there as the second wave for when the Conscripts finally get wiped. There is one Vox Caster the platoon commander can stand next to to give out some long range orders. Creed is a beast with a 12" range and minimum 3 orders. Between the two this should be able to cover your whole force.
  • Psykers: They really exist to throw out mortals. The one area Guard really fall flat is when they face something like the B/S of Custodes with all invuln saves. Three smites, Castigation, and Psychic Maelstrom should pump out 8ish MW a turn if you can get them all off. This is where 1CP a turn every turn will be dedicated to Psychic Conclave.
  • Scout Sentinels. These are where I need to brush up on. I get the strat of moving them to objectives then giving them obsec, but I've seen a lot of people say they are taking them to stop Grey Knights? I'll be honest I've never played against Grey Knights so not sure what exactly they stop, but I know its something to do with forward deployment. They also are the cheapest unit to fill the min 3 requirement for Fast Attack.
  • Heavy Quad Launchers: No clue why people don't take two of these min every game. They clear out chaff with poor saves like other IG and Daemonettes. A shame they aren't infantry though, would be cool to give them orders but
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The Admiral looks over eyes widening as he sees me, Mary looks surprised then pleased.

I walk up to them smiling at Mary before offering a hand to the admiral. β€œWe havent met before. Im Reiss, just Reiss.” I say.

β€œAdmiral Jakobson…” he says, staring right into my eyes. He remains silent for a few seconds staring at me.

β€œAdmiral, I know the phrase lost in your eyes but It's never been taken literally.” I say and he blinks a few times before letting go of my hand.

β€œI'm sorry. It's just.”

β€œPart of growing is change.” I tell him before waving past him. β€œI think we might want to return to the conference?” I suggest.

Glad to have something to do he turns and opens the door. β€œCaptains, Counciler. Reiss has arrived.” he announces before moving through the door and holding it open for me. The assembled captains all stare at me, I pause to let them get their fill as the admiral takes a seat. Then I blink to the only free chair and go to sitdown as the nearest captains practically leap from their own chairs.

I sigh. β€œIf a little blink makes you jump you’re all very unprepared for what's coming.” I say sitting down.

β€œWe were not briefed on your full capabilities.” a captain far down the table replies after a moment.

β€œHas Mary not been cooperative and offered to teach you how to wield some of my power?” I ask

β€œShe has. But there are concerns about the price.” The admiral says.

β€œIf the Heskians come to you right now and offered a fleet of ships capable of fighting these invaders you’d sign almost any agreement. Why am I any different.” I ask

β€œYou are not offering ships.” a captain replies.

β€œI have 36 Exodus class ships, crewed by Exo frames loaded with human consciousness, each one with enough firepower to conquer the entirety of Laskain space alone. They’ll be here in a week. In the meantime, whats your plan if you’re attacked.” I ask

They look at each other before the admiral replies. β€œOur current plan is to have one of Mary-”

β€œHer. they’re her soldiers.” Mary interrupts.

β€œOne of your uhh soldiers on each ship and do whatever it is they do to enhance our weapons.” he says. I shake my head. β€œIts a half measure.” I sigh.

β€œWhat would you have the fleet do?” the counsellor asks. β€œThey cannot capitulate to your authority. A

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Battlecruiser Kimopten

Lol a plastics factory set on fire near me a few days ago. Really really thick smoke clouds from it.

Anyway, one shot time. This, along with another (shorter) story I'm still working on, is why last chapter of EGTTL was shorter.


Jaamshankel looked briefly at the hull of the EFS Kimopten, as he moved along the docking tube of the Liptar Anchorage. Sometimes, space-bearing vessels could be quite beautiful. The Kimopten was not. It was covered in plasma launching turrets, and missile batteries, while the broader shape was just a kilometre long, ugly cylinder, that Jaamshankel had to use his upper eyes, the long distance pair, to see properly.

It wasn’t a true battleship, no matter how much the propaganda networks called it that, but it wasn’t meant to be one. No, it was a ground-support-cruiser, tasked with assisting the armies of the Hekatian Stellar Imperium. Alone, it could deliver enough nukes to smother a continent in fire, something it was going to be doing a lot of on this deployment. The Imperium was engaging in a ground campaign against a primitive race, and the ship currently there was running low on supplies. The previous commander, High General Ekretlan, had somehow ended up being captured by the primitives, so it was also necessary to ferry a new commander over, this time keeping them far away from the surface. The Kimopten would therefore fill this role, backed by a pair of frigates for security.

β€œAll EFS Kimopten crew not yet onboard have 5 minutes. Repeat, 5 minutes. Failure to board before we exit the station will be counted as an act of desertion.”

Well, time for my first deployment, he thought to himself. A week in transit, Krashmeela knows how many there, and 1 more back, all in the same cramped and awful ship. Wonderful.


β€œShip condition two, repeat, ship condition two. We are exiting FTL in 10 minutes, all crew are expected to be at their posts.” The announcement by Captain Nochilopiturx echoed throughout the ship, providing a final warning.

Jaamshankel was already at his post, one of the nuclear missile batteries on the vessel’s right flank. His job was to ensure their successful operation, dealing with technical faults that could prevent their successful firing from the Kimopten’s command centre. The room wasn’t particularly interesting, a couple banks of wiring and status monitors, some chairs for the regular 3-man staff, plus drink dispensers and a viewscreen for morale purposes.

Hekatians, like all inte

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Snow Chapter 50

wow 50 chapters already. I'd like to take this milestone to say thanks to everyone reading and enjoying my story. secondly if there's anything that the non-destiny players/lore nerds are unfamiliar with at this point in the story please post your questions in the comments and I will spent time answering in detail, or I will provide a secondary background post as there is nothing to really keep secret from the readers at this time.

First chapter

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Reiss

I don't know how long Everything left me to float there but after some time I decided to sit, or do the equivalent of with no gravity to plant my ass to something.

Legs crossed I float among the stars feeling the ebb and flow of my power. The light is the dark. The knowledge that I’d gained from the worm god was, illogical. I’d seen the light and the dark. The only thing they had in common was where they came from.

I tried summoning some soulfire and found it could move inside my body but not outside it.

So what if I could purify it? I take a tiny portion and smother it in light feeling it snuff out but my light fades slightly with it.

Then I think back to when I summon my light fully. Then the soulfire worked alongside my solar light, empowered my void or let me focus my arc power.

Then what if I used my soulfire as my light.

I try burning it freely but aside from feeling raw power coursing through my veins and struggling to free itself from my body, to erupt, but still it fails.

Curious I try the same with my light and find it similarly suppressed.

β€œIs this some kind of test? Because I have things I need to get back to.” I say to the expanse of space.

When there’s no answer. I sigh and try to work my dark and light again.

As I struggle to force both into harmony or have one transmute into another I see events pass, a galaxy forms and dies in front of my eyes as I work. Until finally I realise my mistake the tiniest mote of light energy changes not into soulfire but something more pure, all dominating, all controlling. Unsure of this powers nature I quickly swap it back, then with my soulfire I work it, compressing it down and down and down, crushing it with will until it's no different to this power. And then I swap it to light, and back again until the both are in balance.

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Numerous new bugs.

Fully appreciate that game development is not an exact science and fixing one thing can often break 20 other things, but hopefully the devs see this.

Here's a list of issues the game is facing, as of the patch today (on PC):

  • Menu scrolling is like having a seizure. Menu just shoots up and down at random. Especially when buying things.
  • Selecting the favourites star icon results in a blank menu unless you scroll your mouse wheel a few times.
  • When buying weapons, the weapon images sometimes remain permanently on the menu, even if you go to the tools section instead. Here's an example.
  • "News" AKA "buy skins" is popping up after every single game. (EDIT: It is now popping up constantly)
  • When you end a match, you see floating weapons on a ghost hunter for a while, before seeing match end details.
  • You can no longer click a hunter name at the end of a match, in team details, to see their information/profile etc (Edit - correction, you CAN see it, but only when you leave the team details menu - so I'm assuming you've just hit "send to back" for that layer, to fix the previous issue of the tooltip not being on-top when hovering?)
  • Poison glitch - results in you having a fully blurred screen for the entire game.
  • Unlootable weapons on dead hunters - this one has been around forever.
  • Choke bomb infinite hit marker glitch - if a choke bomb so much as touches the boss corpse, you will receive ear-destruction courtesy of endless hit markers, until the choke bomb goes out.
  • Removing two tools at the same time (in the menu, to return them to your armoury) can sometimes result in one being lost permanently.
  • Also some reports of people becoming invulnerable instead of being downed.

Personal gripe

The new sound effect that plays when you pull out an arrow/bolt sounds like it was recorded with an electric whisk. I don't mean it sounds like an electric whisk - I mean it sounds like you somehow connected a whisk to a USB cable and then used the whisk to record an IKEA wardrobe falling out of a window. Please change :'(

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Shotgun and wrist rocket cloned

I experienced a glitch that worked in my favour. (Playing on quest 2)

In the armoury when something happened that resulted in a duplicate wrist rocket floating in the doorway, which I was able to equip to my left hand.

My shotgun also fell to the floor and when picking up it duplicated in my weapon wheel. A few upgrades on it including reflex sight. Free stuff!!!

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Spi__
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djcarves
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2021
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The Ancient Romans II
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2021
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThoughtPumP
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sk2ec
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTreelo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majorpain2006
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
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School Was Clothed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kennydoe
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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
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Baka!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ridi86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beef_fried_rice
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2021
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demotrek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/designjeevan
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