Some blame it on Cole, but I believe it was Arsene.
The SAI of relief
If someone asks him if he is alright:
"No, I'm half left too!"
At a restaurant:
Server: "Hi, My name is Julie, I'll be taking care of you today"
Dad: "Hi, My name is Cane-Dewey's Dad, I'll be sitting here today"
Someone asks him: "How are you?"
Dad: "If I was any better, I'd be twins!"
And that's about it. That's his arsenal. I've heard these a million times at this point, and they are just now starting to get funny.
What are your best dad jokes for the maternity visit? The baby is days away and I need an arsenal for these here finger guns (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
It left me baroque.
can't wait to see how it turns out.
Told like this:
Dad: Oh my god, there's a henway on your back!
Son: What's a henway?
D: About 5 pounds
D: Man, it smells like updog in here.
S: What's updog?
D: Not much, what's up with you?
My 6 year old brother has quit falling for these and I need some new ones in my arsenal. Help please.
Some background: There are two very good players that me and my dad were talking about our team (Arsenal) signing. These players surnames are Clyne and Shaw.
Me: Yeah, I reckon Arsenal should try to sign both of them
Dad: I'm in-Clyne-ed to agree with you.
Me: I'm 'Shaw' they would improve the team.
Mum: Sigh
I feel like I can subscribe to this sub considering I'm a new dad and need a good arsenal to embarrass my daughter... Anyway, here you go...
When talking about his days bowling in college... "Those cheerleaders never could do a 7-10 split."
