What do you call a woman who cost you a fortune on the first date?
If Joe Bidens wife is the First Lady then what do you call his mother?
what do you call it when you hear the first lady poop?
What do they call first thing in the morning in Poland?
What do you call it when you introduce a nonbinary person by their pronouns first?
What do you call someone who snitches for the very first time?
NuTella.
I just thought that up this morning and was laughing so hard my kids asked what was I laughing at. I told them and they groaned and rolled their eyes… I laughed harder.
What do you call it when a man has a baby feet-first?
What do you call a group of really excited people in first person?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
My first homegrown dad joke. What do you call a low energy laser?
What do they call first bumps in the UK?
They call the first episode of a TV show a "Pilot", because anyone can fly a plane for a couple seconds....
But you have to prove your jokes can land.
What do you call the first Australian native to ever have a six pack
What do you call the first potato in space?
How do you call a first time porn actor?
What did scientists call the shovel when it was first created?
A ground-breaking discovery
What do you call the first cub of a lioness?
What do you call the first Ant to grace the Earth who can't be persuaded to Sin?
What do you call a drowning Egyptian who’s going through the first stage of grief?
What do you call Scandinavian first aid classes?
What did they call the lightsaber when it was first invented?
What did they call the first emperor of Rome who had epilepsy?
What do Germans call the first day of wheat harvest, and also a popular children's game where kids chase each other around a wheat field?
what did the mexican firefighter call his first son?
Hose A
what did he call his second son?
Hose B
What do you call the children of the first penguins?
What do you call a deer with no eyes? [My first and likely last comic strip]
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I went into my favorite bar and asked for a Bud.The bartender, we'll call her Penny, say's you have to tell me who makes it first.Kinda stumped I said Anheiser Busch.She said "just fine,and hows your dick."
What do you call a person in D.C. that never leaves the first floor of a building?
What do Japanese and Europeans call the first book of the Bible?
What do you call it when you do something for the first time?
Peat. When you do it twice it is repeat.
What do you call the first sign of baldness?
What do you call the first Hawaiian in space?
What do you call the first amongst one-legged transformers?
This is the newest arrival....we’ve called her Poppy, and this is my middle daughter Rose and this is our first daughter who we call....
What do you call a bunch of green veggies and Dr. Strange’s first line?
What do you call an electric first course meal?
What do you call a fussy baby trying solids for the first time?
First time submitter...dad dropped this on me today. "What do you call a sleepwalking nun?"
"A roamin' catholic."
Dohohoho
What was Carly Rae Jepsen's father's reaction when he first heard "Call Me Maybe?"
What do you call the first person to crack a bad joke?
If joe Biden’s wife is the First Lady then what do we call his mother?
If Joe Biden’s wife is called the First Lady, then what do you call his mother?
Do they call the first episode of a show the pilot to see if it will take off?
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