The wife left me because I have a fetish for touching pasta
Now I’m feeling cannelloni
Grandpa has a weird fetish
He likes to paint his clothes while making love to my Grandma.
Well, at least he dyed doing what he loved.
I have a fetish for figuring things out
I just came to that realization.
My friends learned about my butt fetish...
Now I’m in therapy for crack addiction.
I've just discovered I have a logic fetish...
I can't stop coming to conclusions.
There are several reasons that a brain fetish is weird.
First one that comes to mind....
A man had a fetish for touching and hearing, one day his friend got mad and slapped and yelled at the man
He ended up coming to his senses
I think I have a fetish for the last paragraph in an essay
I just came to that conclusion.
What do you call a weird person with an ass fetish?
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
.
...or was it Sock-rates?
Why do people with foot fetishes find it difficult to make friends?
Because they always seem to get off on the wrong foot.
Americans don't like the metric system because most of them have a foot fetish.
Did you hear about the rapper that had a weird asphalt fetish?
He came from the streets.
Why are people with foot fetish losers?
Because they like to taste defeat.
Just found out my favorite foot fetish website was taken down
Turns out they had counterfeiting charges against them
What do you call a Dad who also has a bondage fetish?
I once dated a woman from Finland with a foot fetish.
Unfortunately, I'm Lap toes intolerant.
What do you call a scientist who studies avian sexuality?
What sweet turns on a female with a foot fetish?
Did you know some people have a quicksand fetish? Just let that sink in...
Vegan's with foot-fetishes might prefer toe-fu.
Joining the Giant Foot Fetish club is no small feat.
I have an odd attraction to a bounty hunter in Star Wars...
Guess I have a Boba Fetish
Why does Big Shaq have a mucus fetish?
People with foot fetishes are lacktose intolerant (most of them probably)
Hear about the kinky narrator?
I hear he had a fetish for certain "ex-positions"
Did you hear what happened to the guy who had a fetish for large flightless birds?
He was ostrichized from society...so emuved away.
What do you call a foot fetish?
Europeans don't have foot fetishes...
They have meter fetishes.
What kind of tequila does someone with a foot fetish drink?
I know a woman who has a fetish for audio engineers.
She's obsessed with aural sex.
I have a fetish, and I remember the first time I tried to do it with a granola bar
Is it strange to have a fetish about accomplishing things?
I told my Russian mail-order bride about my 304.8mm fetish
She's willing to go the extra 1.60934km for me.
someone wrote a book on clock fetishes
What kind of headwear do gangsters who have a scat-fetish wear?
There are two types of people, those that can extrapolate from an incomplete data set
People that have a cheese fetish really grate on me.
"I think I have a weird fetish for the end of an essay."
"How do you know that?"
"I just just came to that conclusion."
I discovered that I have a fetish for figuring things out
I just came to that realization
I've just discovered that I have a logic fetish
I can't stop coming to conclusions
I discovered I have a fetish for figuring things out.
I came to the realization.
I have just discovered that I have a logic fetish,
I can't stop coming to conclusions.
Why do people with foot fetishes never win?
Because they like the taste of defeat.
Why do people with foot fetishes never win?
Because they like the taste of defeat.
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