I have an irrational fear of over-designed buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
What do you call the fear of being alone with the Santa?
The swordfish has no natural predators to fear...
....except the penfish, which is supposed to be even mightier.
To the people who don't take the fear of clowns seriously...
Coulrophobia is no laughing matter.
[Dark] Reports came out that suicide rates actually dropped during the pandemic despite people's worst fears. I guess it's true what they say...
I have a fear of speed bumps
I’m slowly getting over it
How do you get over a fear of elevators?
Just take some steps to avoid them.
My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge.
I hate the word "xenophobia", it sounds so...
What do you call a fear of giants?
Feefiphobia
Edit: wow! I never expected this to reach such great heights..... Thank you for the awards, kind redditors.
The only thing Flat-Earthers fear...
Why don't dinosaurs make good pets?
I have this pathological fear of two letter words.
I get terrified just thinking about it.
I have a terrible fear of very small greenhouses
One of Santa’s biggest fears is getting stuck in the chimney while delivering presents
I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81
I fear for the Calendar.
It’s days are numbered...
I have a horrific fear of elevators
I’ve started taking steps to avoid them
Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia. What is fear of nothing at all?
I've decided to seek help for my irrational fear of speed humps...
I'm slowly getting over it.
Why is six afraid of seven?
7 was a well known 6 offender
Why are French bakers so feared in battle?
I went to the doctors because I have a fear of palindromes...
The ba***rd prescribed me Xanax.
My wife said she has an irrational fear of revolving doors.
I told her she’ll come around, eventually.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
What do you call a fear of giants?
I went to see a psychiatrist to get over my crippling fear of palindromes.
The bastard put me on Xanax!
My biggest fear about becoming a Zombie....
....is all that walking you have to do.
Simple solution to my fear of the dark
I just close my eyes and pretend it's not there
the stonefish has no natural predator to fear from....
...except the paperfish, which is supposed to be even more superior.
The therapist said I can get over my fear of buffets....
But first, I've got to want to help myself .
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.
[At the therapist] Me: Doc, I have a crippling fear of big, empty spaces.
Therapist: A void?
Me: That’s good advice. Thanks.
I’ve recently discovered I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.
I was a little afraid of speed bumps too, but I’m slowly getting over them!
UPDATE: Thank you so much for all the upvotes and amazing responses, fellow Dad Joke lovers.
You make the world a happier place! 🤩
I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.
My son has developed an immense phobia of elevators.
We’re taking steps to alleviate his fears.
Flat Earthers have only one thing to fear
Irrational fear
I'm terrified of elevators and I'm taking steps to avoid them
What do you call a fear of Germans in tight spaces?
What do flat-Earthers fear?
I have a fear of speed bumps
But I'm slowly getting over it.
What is the fear of giants?
I have a big free of speed bumps
I’m slowly getting over it
I fear for the calendar ...
I have a fear of elevators
But I’ve started taking steps to avoid it.
I have a fear of elevators,
So I've taken steps to avoid them.
I have a fear of speed bumps.
I’m slowly getting over it.
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants....
The only thing that flat earthers fear....
The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
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