How do the Japanese say farewell when feeling blue?

Cyanara.

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How do you bid farewell to a bisexual person?

Bye bi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_psyduck_x
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Did you hear about the boxer who left a sad farewell for his trainer?

It was a real punch-in-the-gut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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How does a yak say farewell to it’s boy?

Bison

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How does a Bull Frog say farewell?

Ribbeye

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My last keg of dopplebock so I thought I’d give it a punny farewell name.
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How does the LGBT community bid farewell?

Bi!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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How does a penny say farewell?

"I'll Cu later!"

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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2017
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Need some farewell video game puns

My best friend is leaving for america soon, and I need some cheesy farewell video game puns to put on her gift. It's pokemon related so its better if its something from there, but any other suggestions are welcome

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How do you wish a math teacher farewell?

3.14 3.14

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GGDominated
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2018
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Farewell fog!

You'll be mist.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2017
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Farewell Dad Jokes...

See you next year!

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Dad joke help!?

Sorry if wrong place as this isn't a joke...

My boss, king of dad jokes, is leaving and I'd like a farewell dad joke!

Any smart jokes out there?

IT manager if that helps ..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iusedtobefunnier
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What Ernest Hemingway novel sees Harry Morgan lose an arm?

A Farewell to Arm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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A little out of hand it is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/saragIsMe
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Was on a date, made the joke, no regrets

We were walking down the street and I saw the upcoming intersection was "Fairwell Ave."

When we reached the crosswalk, I said I should head home, and then followed up with, "I guess this is farewell."

Eyes rolled but it was worth it.

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Dadjoked a city... kinda

So in Canberra people are picking their own mushrooms; which would be fine except for the rather hazardous Death Caps that seem to be plentiful right now. A local radio station asked their listeners whether hey thought mushroom sales at stores or restaurants would go down, and what people thought of the whole issue. With a decade of experience in hospitality I thought I'd call and while waiting to go on air, the presenters joked about calling up the head 'mushroom guy' for Australia and asking their opinion.

I go on air and assure them that no restaurant worth their salt would risk their name and business by buying mushrooms that weren't from an official farm. But just before They bid me farewell I said; "I hope you do get to talk to the head mushroom person, I bet he's a real Fungi".

There was silence followed by barely audible raucous laughter from what sounded like either outside their booth or over the intercom, I'm not sure. The presenters denied me an on air groan or laugh and just pretended like I had said nothing. But someone laughed... Someone...

[Edit: Wow, unable to log in to reddit for a day and I miss getting nearly eight times more up votes than I have since joining Reddit last year. Thanks all! I knew having a 1 yr old would pay off.]

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My 6 yr old son did me proud with this one

Whole family watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, at the end Sirius makes his farewells and flies off on Buckbeak. As he flies off my son turns to be and says "not so Sirius now is he?"

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I think he's ready.

Was complaining to a newly married buddy about how a couple of other dudes were using fairly cheap equipment for a particular job when he starts going on the defensive-

"Hey! Some people can only afford the goodwill stuff."
"I guess.."
"You can get some nice deals there. You hear about the sale at the farewell store?"
"No..?"
"There were a lot of good buys."
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Which novel is Venus de Milo's favorite?

A Farewell to Arms

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2014
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Brooks & Dunn

So, we were having a family conversation when the topic of concerts came up. My aunt said the last one she had gone to was the Brooks & Dunn Farewell Tour. Dad chimes in with "I guess they were Dunn"

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How do the Japanese say farewell when feeling blue?

Cyanara.

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