Ohio
So i fear its beyond my scope.
It's not the end of the word.
He made the navy.
Easy come, easy go....
You could say it was my Achilles's Elbow.
...but we can still smell the olfactory.
Mass over volume.
I don’t know why.
Good Mornaying!
I said I thought her face rang a bell.
SO here I go again on my own
... huge waste of space.
Sorry, that joke wasn’t very good... three stars.
It's mostly made of cabbage.
Operation Toot And Calm ‘Em will last a week.
Did you reekognize it?
I hear you need a REALLY tiny hook to catch one.
She lost her hearing.
It’s when you say one thing, but mean your mother.
But I didn’t gnome.
They just don't ring any bells.
The horse says, "I don't think so," then disappears into nothing.
This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am. The classic philosophy put forward by René Descartes.
But to explain the concept aforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
"I've eaten herbivore."
It’s nose-talgic.
But that’s Heinz sight
I was walking into the Dunkin Donuts this morning for some coffee and passed an older man as he was leaving.
"Sorry, they're all out of donuts!" he told me.
But like, they weren't out of donuts.
guess I got beigé-à-vu!
familiar.
...who was trying to hide he was bald. He damaged his hairpiece, not sure how, and was having a new one shipped to the office.
He was already kind of embarrassed and told us all, if you see a package for Peters (his last name) just put it on my desk. So I happen to be the one who sees it and as I'm bringing it to him my other coworker Paul asks what I have in my hands.
"Oh this?" I say, "this is Rob Peters' toupee, Paul."
My loud response: "It's ambiguous!"
crickets
My friend's family has a dog named Sugar. Her dad answered the door and I walked inside. Me: "Hey Sugar!" Her Dad: "Don't call me Sugar, I don't know you that well."
I said, “Hey, you missed a T.”
When people ask where to find Macomb he'll usually respond with 'in mapocket, next to mabrush' gets me every time.
He knows milkshakes bring The Boys to the yard.
Hopefully you're familiar with the comic/show
I'll be suing ya !
We still haven't gotten a gig yet.
Last night, I tried to tell my 10 year old daughter the classic "Kangaroo walks into a bar" joke. For those who are not familiar, a version of this. I got to the point where the Kangaroo orders the first beer, and my daughter interrupted me with "let me guess - the beer wasn't hoppy enough." Nope. But I like the way she thinks!
Your pace is familiar but I don't remember the mane.
When going through some of my deceased father's things, I found a card that says "Gold Mouse Story" and "Do you have a little gold Mexican?". This is sort of a shorthand he used to jot down jokes on index cards - a short description and the punchline.
I have no idea what this might refer to so I am asking here. Does this sound familiar? I apologize in advance if it turns out to be racist!
It can go by itself. It's the model S Car Go.
It sounded way better in my head.
I don't know why
I don't know why.
