A list of puns related to "Eye Of Sauron"
It can just saur-on through the sky
I'm trying to get my daughter into Lord of the Rings. I'm watching Return of the King. I thought she'd think the Eye of Sauron would be cool. We watch the scene where Aragorn cuts the head off of the Mouth of Sauron. Without missing a beat she turns to me and says:
"What's next? The nose of Sauron?
Just happened. My wife and I were contemplating childbirth, and I acted out my part of it by clinging to her upper half and saying "I'm staying on this side - or maybe I'll look into the Eye of Vagauron (a poor wordplay on Eye of Sauron).
Wife: -silence-
Me: that was a stretch but I'm sticking to it
And that's when she bursts out laughing and I accidentally a pre-dad joke
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