Did you know the eye of Sauron can fly

It can just saur-on through the sky

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👤︎ u/Pebble200
📅︎ Aug 28 2019
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Watching Return of the King with my 10 year old daughter

I'm trying to get my daughter into Lord of the Rings. I'm watching Return of the King. I thought she'd think the Eye of Sauron would be cool. We watch the scene where Aragorn cuts the head off of the Mouth of Sauron. Without missing a beat she turns to me and says:

"What's next? The nose of Sauron?

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📅︎ Oct 27 2018
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Pre-dad joke

Just happened. My wife and I were contemplating childbirth, and I acted out my part of it by clinging to her upper half and saying "I'm staying on this side - or maybe I'll look into the Eye of Vagauron (a poor wordplay on Eye of Sauron).

Wife: -silence-

Me: that was a stretch but I'm sticking to it

And that's when she bursts out laughing and I accidentally a pre-dad joke

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👤︎ u/phatskat
📅︎ Jan 21 2015
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