A list of puns related to "Sauron"
Because there's always one Mordor.
He needed Mordors
Balrog 'n' Roll
because he's Morgoth
It can just saur-on through the sky
It has a nice ring to it.
He adds more doors
Sedan. More doors.
Sauron
With Sauron wrap
I'm trying to get my daughter into Lord of the Rings. I'm watching Return of the King. I thought she'd think the Eye of Sauron would be cool. We watch the scene where Aragorn cuts the head off of the Mouth of Sauron. Without missing a beat she turns to me and says:
"What's next? The nose of Sauron?
Sauron-wrap
Just happened. My wife and I were contemplating childbirth, and I acted out my part of it by clinging to her upper half and saying "I'm staying on this side - or maybe I'll look into the Eye of Vagauron (a poor wordplay on Eye of Sauron).
Wife: -silence-
Me: that was a stretch but I'm sticking to it
And that's when she bursts out laughing and I accidentally a pre-dad joke
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