Why can't you enter Sauron's lair?

Because there's always one Mordor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Why did Sauron trade in his sports car for a sedan?

He needed Mordors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obrainless
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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What's Sauron's favourite kind of music?

Balrog 'n' Roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LonestarSurvivor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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Why does Melkor have a larger collection of black clothing than Sauron?

because he's Morgoth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sororita
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Did you know the eye of Sauron can fly

It can just saur-on through the sky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pebble200
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Sauron is a great name.

It has a nice ring to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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What does Sauron do when his tower isn't accessible enough?

He adds more doors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPhteven0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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β€œWould you like a sedan or a coupe, Sauron?”

Sedan. More doors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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What would a 'magical (chain)saw which can sprint' be called in the realm of Middle-Earth?

Sauron

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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How do hobbits cover their food?

With Sauron wrap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlibMyWib
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Watching Return of the King with my 10 year old daughter

I'm trying to get my daughter into Lord of the Rings. I'm watching Return of the King. I thought she'd think the Eye of Sauron would be cool. We watch the scene where Aragorn cuts the head off of the Mouth of Sauron. Without missing a beat she turns to me and says:

"What's next? The nose of Sauron?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApexAquilas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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What do the people of Mordor use to cover their leftover food in the fridge?

Sauron-wrap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skystrike7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2017
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Pre-dad joke

Just happened. My wife and I were contemplating childbirth, and I acted out my part of it by clinging to her upper half and saying "I'm staying on this side - or maybe I'll look into the Eye of Vagauron (a poor wordplay on Eye of Sauron).

Wife: -silence-

Me: that was a stretch but I'm sticking to it

And that's when she bursts out laughing and I accidentally a pre-dad joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phatskat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2015
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