What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
What domain do websites from Mordor use?
.ork
My wife keeps on having disturbed dreams, shouting things like βHobbit!β, βMordor!β, and βGandalf!β...
Always Tolkien in her sleep...
Getting to Mordor would have been a lot easier this way
People that make JRR Tolkien jokes can get away with Mordor.
What do the people of Mordor use to cover their leftover food in the fridge?
Sauron-wrap
Why can't you enter Sauron's lair?
Because there's always one Mordor.
Tolkien typed the entire Lord Of The Rings using only two fingers
That must have been Mordor
Why did Sauron trade in his sports car for a sedan?
He needed Mordors
One day, I hope to open a door manufacturing and installation company.
It will be called mordor.
My wife keeps on having disturbed dreams, shouting things like βHobbit!β, βMordor!β, and βGandalf!β...
Always Tolkien in her sleep...
