There's been an explosion at a cheese factory in Paris

There's nothing left but de brie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatooftheabys
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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What do you call an explosive horse ?

Neigh-palm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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How do you make an explosive tent?

Remove the E.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?

Da brie was everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doctor_boombot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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What is it called when you get a discount on explosives?

More bang for your buck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/torpedorex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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I hate explosions.....

I go all to pieces

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EJDJohnAudiR18USA
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with explosives?

Dino-mite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Q: Why was the church happy when the man lost his leg in an explosion?

A: Because he was a blast-femur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ensgdt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Do T-Rex like explosions?

I'm not sure but another dino mite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iceberger3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What’s the explosive a miner uses?

The bomb-diggity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ft_a_ladder
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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I used to be a magician, but there was an explosion in my equipment

My audience was blown away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qarasaq
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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There was an explosion at the pie factory.

The blast could be heard 3.14 miles away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanixATK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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The Pun Explosion on this Ad at the local Wine Store
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πŸ‘€︎ u/howardleung
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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So you don't believe that I sell plastic explosives?

C4 yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theboredpastor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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The police were not convinced that my neighbor had hidden plastic explosives in his basement, so I told them...

"C4 yourself".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theboredpastor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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A report just came out exposing how the government's mishandling of an explosive object could've caused the deaths of hundreds of civilians

It was a bombshell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MRTJ115
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What do you need if you’re cold, while on the moon?

A space heater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PixiePoops
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.

It's Groundbreaking work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Zenchi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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How do you quickly describe the explosion of a skyscraper?

Long story short.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocozuBR
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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What do you call an old explosive expert?

A BOOMer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayFlitz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I came across a list of ingredients to make plastic explosives.

I thought to myself, "Boy this looks like a real recipe for disaster!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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A news report claims terrorists have begun putting explosives inside cans of Alphabetti Soup.

If one goes off it could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Huge explosion at the hair brush factory...

Investigators are still combing through the wreckage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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I just failed a fire safety course when they asked what steps I would take in case of an explosion...

Apparently, "extremely large ones" wasn’t an acceptable answer...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Did you hear about the explosion at the Nissan factory?

It was raining Datsun cogs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deblunked
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Did u hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?

There was so much deBrie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenAppleTurtle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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Did you hear about the kitchen explosion in France?

It resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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An explosion on an aircraft carrier severed most of the crew’s arms at the wrist.

The clean-up that followed was all hands on deck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radioclash86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?

Plastic explosives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noblegreed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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My friend invented highly explosive decorative flooring...

It's pretty vola-tile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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Did you hear about the newly discovered explosive dinosaur?

I heard its dinomite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quackersgoesquack
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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What do you call an explosive that’s past its expiry date?

Dyna-might not

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in Paris?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ttocs77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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What was left after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

Nothing but de brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daviscojokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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There was an explosion at the cheese factory...

De Brie is everywhere...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrSaltyYT
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory?

...there was nothing left but, debris.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparabola
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France?

There's De Brie everywhere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jezzter88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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There was a huge explosion at the local cheese factory

Da brie was all over the place

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ducati0411
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?

All that was left was β€œde brie”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObiWan1123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?

Everyone was hit with da Brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Biruta_99
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Did you hear about the explosion at the French cheese factory?

De brie was everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linksrd009
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?

It was Parmageddon,all the was left was debrie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuccYaNan69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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I failed my fire safety course when I was asked what steps I would take in case there was an explosion.

β€œReally large ones” wasn’t an acceptable answer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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The invention of explosives

Was groundbreaking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_-The_Unknown-_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?

There was de brie was everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agent_kay_6224
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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