There's been an explosion at a cheese factory in Paris
There's nothing left but de brie
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What do you call an explosive horse ?
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︎ Mar 01 2021
How do you make an explosive tent?
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What is it called when you get a discount on explosives?
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︎ Jan 27 2021
I hate explosions.....
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︎ Feb 26 2021
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with explosives?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Q: Why was the church happy when the man lost his leg in an explosion?
A: Because he was a blast-femur.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Do T-Rex like explosions?
I'm not sure but another dino mite
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Whatβs the explosive a miner uses?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
I used to be a magician, but there was an explosion in my equipment
My audience was blown away
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︎ Jan 26 2021
There was an explosion at the pie factory.
The blast could be heard 3.14 miles away.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
The Pun Explosion on this Ad at the local Wine Store
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︎ Sep 24 2020
So you don't believe that I sell plastic explosives?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
The police were not convinced that my neighbor had hidden plastic explosives in his basement, so I told them...
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︎ Nov 13 2020
A report just came out exposing how the government's mishandling of an explosive object could've caused the deaths of hundreds of civilians
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︎ Nov 02 2020
What do you need if youβre cold, while on the moon?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.
It's Groundbreaking work.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
How do you quickly describe the explosion of a skyscraper?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
What do you call an old explosive expert?
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︎ Jul 04 2020
I came across a list of ingredients to make plastic explosives.
I thought to myself, "Boy this looks like a real recipe for disaster!"
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︎ May 30 2020
A news report claims terrorists have begun putting explosives inside cans of Alphabetti Soup.
If one goes off it could spell disaster.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Huge explosion at the hair brush factory...
Investigators are still combing through the wreckage.
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︎ Jun 10 2020
I just failed a fire safety course when they asked what steps I would take in case of an explosion...
Apparently, "extremely large ones" wasnβt an acceptable answer...
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︎ May 19 2020
Did you hear about the explosion at the Nissan factory?
It was raining Datsun cogs.
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︎ May 06 2020
Did u hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?
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︎ Feb 17 2020
Did you hear about the kitchen explosion in France?
It resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
An explosion on an aircraft carrier severed most of the crewβs arms at the wrist.
The clean-up that followed was all hands on deck.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?
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My friend invented highly explosive decorative flooring...
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︎ Jan 29 2020
Did you hear about the newly discovered explosive dinosaur?
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︎ Mar 02 2020
What do you call an explosive thatβs past its expiry date?
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in Paris?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
What was left after an explosion at a French cheese factory?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
There was an explosion at the cheese factory...
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory?
...there was nothing left but, debris.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France?
There's De Brie everywhere
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︎ Aug 08 2020
There was a huge explosion at the local cheese factory
Da brie was all over the place
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?
All that was left was βde brieβ
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?
Everyone was hit with da Brie.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie
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︎ May 31 2020
Did you hear about the explosion at the French cheese factory?
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︎ Jun 02 2020
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
It was Parmageddon,all the was left was debrie
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︎ Jan 09 2020
I failed my fire safety course when I was asked what steps I would take in case there was an explosion.
βReally large onesβ wasnβt an acceptable answer.
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︎ Oct 03 2018
The invention of explosives
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Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?
There was de brie was everywhere.
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