An ether/oar situation...
Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...
...an ether/oar situation...
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If you create puns and don't write them down, they evaporate into the aether, but if you post them to /r/puns, they will stay on the Ethernet.
Chloroform's girlfriend says to him, "I can't live without you".
Chloroform replies "I can't live without you ether".
A man is getting prepped for surgery…
The nurse comes in and says that they had an issue with his insurance. Instead of being able to get an anesthetic, the man could smell some of this old-fashioned stuff, or get hit in the head with a paddle.
The man asks “Can’t I just have both?”
The nurse replies “No sir, this is an ether/oar decision.”
Why did medieval doctors have to decide between using gas as an anaesthetic or just clubbing patients with boat paddles?
It was an Ether/Oar situation.
Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
What kind of rabbit works in the dentists office?
I asked Elon Musk if I should mine Bitcoin or Etherium...
He said I would be fine with Ether Ore
What is an anesthesiologist's favorite holiday animal?
Before my operation, my doctor gave me the option to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
Did you hear about what happened to steve in the nether?
What furry creature with big ears brings network connectivity to children on a particular Sunday every April?
What kind of ghost is Jack the Ripper?
Why does Mike Tyson feel so exquisite when he wakes up?
I told my dad my ethernet wasn't working...
Me- Dad, my ethernet only sometimes works.
Dad- I know, it ether works, or it doesn't.
A customer said this one to me at work today
I was standing at the counter with one of my employees and we were discussing the fact that the scanner doesnt work very well.
Employee: I think its just an ethernet cable.
Me: Change it out with register 3 and I'll order a new one.
Customer: Don't bother, its an ethernet cable, so ether it works or ether it doesn't.
Groans all around.
What do you call the bunny on anesthesia?
Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle...
It was an ether/oar situation...
Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle
It was an ether/oar situation
Before my surgery, the anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation
Before surgery the anesthetist asked if I wanted to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation
Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle
It was an ether/oar situation
Before my surgery, my anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas, or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
Before my surgery, my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offer to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
Before my surgery the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
Before my surgery, my anesthesiologist gave me the choice of being knocked out by gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
Before my surgery, the doctor offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle
It was an ether/oar situation
Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to use gas or knock me out with an oar.
It was an ether/oar decision.
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