Jesus told Peter, "Come forth and ye shall have eternal life"
But Peter came fifth and won a toaster
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Jesus said unto John. Come forth and receive eternal life.
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And god said to John “come forth and ye shall receive eternal life.”
But John came in fifth and only got a toaster.
And god said to John, come forth and receive eternal life
But he cane fifth and won a toaster
And the Lord said unto John "come fourth and receive eternal life"
But he came fifth and won a toaster.
...and God said "come forth and I will grant you eternal life."
But I came fifth and just got a toaster.
And Jesus said "Come forth and receive eternal life."
But Peter came in fifth and won a toaster.
And the Lord said unto John: Come forth and you will receive eternal life.
But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
God said to John " come forth and receive eternal life"
But he came fifth and won a toaster
Jesus said "come forth and receive eternal life"
But Paul came fifth and got a toaster
The Lord said to John: Come forth and receive eternal life.
But, John came 5th and got a toaster.
The Lord told John to come forth and he will receive eternal life
He came fifth and got a toaster
And god said to John come forth and receive eternal life
But he came fifth and won a toaster
The lord told John to come forth and he shall have eternal life.
But he came in fifth and got a toaster.
And the Lord said onto John " Come Forth and ye shall receive eternal life."
But sadly John came in fifth and only received a toaster.
And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life".
John came fifth and won a toaster.
Then God said to John "Come forth and receive eternal life"
He came fifth and won a toaster.
God said to John, "come fourth and you will receive eternal life",
John came fifth and won a toaster.
God said: come fourth John and win eternal life
John came fifth and won a toaster!
God told John come fourth and receive eternal life...
But John came fifth and got a toaster
God said to Tom "Come fourth and receive eternal life."
Instead Tom came fifth and received a toaster
Jesus said, come forth and I'll give you eternal life
Peter came fifth and he won a toaster.
And God said unto John, "Come fourth and receive eternal life."
But John came fifth and ended up with a toaster.
And the Lord said unto John; "Come forth and receive eternal life!"
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
*...and the Lord said unto John, "Go forth and you shall have eternal life."*
....but John got fifth and won a toaster.
God said "Come forth, and you shall receive eternal life"
But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
And The Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life"
...but John came in fifth and won a toaster.
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