I'm not fully caught up on the LN so I was wondering if maybe they get absorbed into Nazerick or do they just get tortured.

i was off to an vacation and missed out on some thing i thought she would get popular after she got an spot light because dang Erya is cool

Human Firepower

"The situation is collapsing faster than we contain it." General Halvuf sighed with with a somewhat shaky voice. "The Collective is continuing to gain worlds each week. We project that they'll reach the core territories within the month."

"How bad is it looking on the ground?" Queen Erya asked reluctantly, staring grimly at the holopad containing the more detailed report. "What's it like for our men?"

"Not good." Halvuf shook his head, rubbing his solid black eyes for a bit. "Attacks are viewed as punishment by their superiors, and the order to hold ground is enough to cause mass desertions. The Collective are just overwhelming us every time we're engaged."

"Is there anything we can do?" Erya demanded in shock, tossing the pad aside. "Haven't we found something to give us an edge?"

"We're still investigating, but so far, we haven't found an answer." The general was clearly struggling to get that sentence out.

"...I...might have one." Erya muttered after long, silent pondering. "The humans."

"Them?" Halvuf's mandibles opened slightly in surprise. "Why? How could a bunch of backwards mammals just now leaving their homeworld help us?"

"I can tell you," Erya looked around for a moment before leaning closer to her officer and lowering her voice, "but you must give me your agreement that everything you hear is classified. Nobody but Level 5 personnel are authorized to hear this."

"I...y-yes, your highness." Halvuf was taken aback, not expecting this at all.

United Nations Space Force facility. Ft. Bush, Luna, Sol.

Lt. Commander William Malkov immediately stood attention, nearly slamming his glass on the side-table, when his superior, Colonel Franklin, entered his room. "At ease, Commander. How's R-and-R?"

"Couldn't come any sooner, sir." William gave a shrugging grin, sitting back down in his bed. "Felt like I couldn't breathe for months."

"Well, that's good, because I have excellent news for you." Franklin smiled. "Congratulations, Commander. You've earned a 98 on the Enhanced Infantry Platform training program, placing you second of your class."

"Fuck yeah." William let out a triumphant grin and then took a long swig of his whiskey. Even though he kept his grin, when William looked at Franklin, the feel from the commander was much different. "Alright, sir. What happens now?"

Franklin took in a long inhale before he answered. "Direct orders from the brass. Humanity has just declared war on the Yad Collective. You're

I tested my old queries and got better responses than the first ones, but still rejections. So, I decided to bring my query here (again). I hope you guys can help me understand if there is something more I have to fix in order to polish it. I have to identify if the 13 rejections I got were because of my query or my initial pages :(

Thank you in advance :)

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Dear [Agent],

SAVAGE HEIRESS is a YA FANTASY complete at 107000 words with Latin/Brazilian and Celtic folklores, which I like to think of as SIX CRIMSON CRANES meets THE CRUEL PRINCE.

What if the curse of the Beauty and the Beast was, actually, to share the same body?

Erya Colten has a secret that threatens her crown and her head: By day, she is the human princess of Sciractar. By night, she is a lethal wolf.

Subjected from childhood to torturous rituals, Erya realizes that nothing can make her purely human. She will always be the lineage's shameful secret: an animano, a “savage” and “demonic” creature. Traumatized by what she has suffered, Erya uses her influence to protect other animanos. By fighting for them against prejudice, she tries to get rid of her emotional scars. But, after an enemy empire discovers her nature, Erya watches its unknown hunter murder animanos as a veiled threat. Now the princess must discover the assassin’s identity.

However, even if Erya succeeds, she knows that to avoid, once and for all, the enemy’s future threats, she has to ally with the spoiled (yet powerful) prince Blaine. The problem is that he requires their kingdoms’ unification (an engagement) to strengthen her reign. He’s handsome and a poet, but also human — and humans despise animanos —. Consequently, Erya longs for a political relationship only. But, as Blaine grows closer to her, Erya gets more involved than she thought.

Now, Erya defies the enemy empire with Blaine's help and hunts her mysterious hunter (After all, this is what is expected from a beast).

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Been listening to RealYungPhil tapes this morning, the way samples are used are interesting and it feels like this is a trend that's not going away.

On the Evilgiane produced Dr. Phil, samples include "Light Up" by Drake (on Light Up) and Aaliyah's At Your Best cover (on What's the Word)

Some more examples:

• NY Drill: 26AR and Tazzo B's "6 Foot 7 Foot", sampling Harry Belafonte's "Banana Boat" that Wayne sampled a decade ago
• Eli Rivers - Ain't Safe over a recent Giveon song
• Shawny Binladen and The Yellow Tape Boyz rappping over stuff like the "give us what we need" sample on Yeezus or over Ray Charles or over 80s R&B or over Zelda or Barbara Streisland or re-doing "Can I Live", "Gin & Juice", "Today Was a Good Day"
• Memo600's "Exposing Me" and CJ"s "Whoopty" are over “Sanam Re”
• MTA Shifty rapped over the Mr. Softee's jingle
• Sos B4L rapped over quinceanera banger "EL BEEPER"
• B Lovee’s “IYKYK” flips Wayne Wonder’s “No Letting Go”
• Kay Flock’s “Being Honest” flips XXXTenatacion’s “Changes”
• Sleepy Hallow’s “Deep End Freestyle” samples Fousheé who contributed to a sample pack which became a riddim of it's own
• Tazzo B’s “Bang Bang” and Bizzy Banks’ “Extra Sturdy.” use vocal samples similarly to Sleepy
• C Blu’s “Irreplaceable” (sample: Beyoncé’s “Irreplaceable”)
• Dthang’s “Talk Facts” (Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used to Know”
• someon

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

A play on words.

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭