One administrator of Cloud City struck a New Deal with the Empire: Franklin DeLando Roosevelt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMus3
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Do u know how the roman empire was cut in half?-------How?-------With a pair of Caesars!!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/st0len_meme
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How did the Roman Empire get split in two?

With a pair of caesars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/modular-emergence
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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What do you call the British Empire for ants?

British Antpire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamapersonmf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course it can! A building can’t jump at all!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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The Empire shall strike back!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NathyDre
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Why were there so many road accidents in the Roman Empire?

Everyone had a hard time navigating those sharp V-turns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jasonrodriguez_DT
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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How was the roman empire seperated?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/knorke3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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A physicist sees a man about to jump off of the Empire State Building...

He yells,” Don’t do it, you have too much potential”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCVeteran69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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I just read an early draft of The Empire Strikes Back...

...Yoda originally spent part of his exile as a shepherd.

All the sheep, Dagobah.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mikeycoyi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Growing up, my Dad was King of the TP empire.

I guess that makes me Prince Charmin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSaltyDave
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Many people would say that there was no great empires in the middle East before 500 ad but this is incorrect

In fact the Abbasid is true

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nimhtom
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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There was no internet in the Roman empire. Nobody knows what exactly happened during then.

Only times new roman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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It’s the end of work on Friday, it’s been a long week, and all my bones are just like the capital city of the Holy Roman Empire.

They’re Aachen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dymmesdale
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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The Empire doesn’t stand a chance
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ianrichy12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Some punk just spray-painted the word β€œwrong” on every floor in the Empire State Building.

That’s wrong on so many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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What dog can jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Any dog, because building can’t jump.

(Heard this a long time ago can’t remember where.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jibjabblack
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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What caused the fall of the ramen empire?

They were never soba!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denimwookie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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2018: the year we saw the fall of the romaine empire
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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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The Romaine Empire has Fallen... Caesar is dead...

Lettuce pray.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaymantheLegend
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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Why did the empire have such a hard time finding the Rebel Base?

They were looking in Alderaan places

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jim_Stick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2015
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A recently discovered type of kangaroo can jump higher than the empire state building... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/apoorvm91
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Imagine the Russian Empire having two heads of state at the same time...

that would be real bizarre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/octalgon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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To break the ice on a date I said β€œDid you know the Empire State has 102 stories?”

She said alright make em quick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jollyben
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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How was the Roman Empire cut in half?

With a pair of Ceasars!

My dad, ladies and gentlemen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigDB
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2015
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Where do you find an Egyptian who had just learned of the decline of its empire?

In the Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rinat1234567890
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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What’s the most comfortable empire? (X-post r/jokes)

The Ottoman Empire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kirito_Beleren
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2018
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How was the Roman Empire cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engineerwho_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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What animal can jump higher than the Empire State Building?

They all can; the Empire State Building can't jump!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robitsarecool
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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How was the roman empire cut in half

With a pair of Caesars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oleolesp
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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Can a Kangaroo jump higher then the Empire State Building?

Ofcourse it can. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sjoerd019
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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How was the Roman Empire defeated?

With a pair of Caesars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_SquidYT
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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How was the Roman Empire divided?

With a pair of Caesars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexaholic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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How was the Roman Empire cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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A physicist sees a yound men who wants to jump off the Empire State Building.

He yells: β€œDon't jump! You have so much potential!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunorVoHarden
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course, the Empire State Building can’t jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CdotBigz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State building.

"Don't do it!!" he yelled. "You have so much potential!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derawin08
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2017
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExoticEevee2947
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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How was the Roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeowMixSong
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2017
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How was the Roman Empire cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weeaboojone1574
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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What cut the Roman Empire in half?

A pair of Caesars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sriram95
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