Eminem's Puns

A list of puns related to "Eminem's"

Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine?

you only get one shot

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👤︎ u/ways_and_means
📅︎ Mar 21 2021
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What's the difference between Vanilla Ice and Eminem?

Talent

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👤︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

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👤︎ u/King_Arthur24
📅︎ Feb 06 2021
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BREAKING NEWS: Eminem has just become the first celebrity to be diagnosed with Coronavirus..

In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy.. He presented with vomit on his sweater already.. Initial testing has revealed it was mums spaghetti

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👤︎ u/FlySupaFly
📅︎ Feb 05 2020
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Q: Why would Eminem make a horrible bartender?

A: Whenever you try and order a round he says, “You only get one shot.”

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👤︎ u/WJLindley
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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What are the chances of meeting Eminem?

Very Slim

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👤︎ u/M_OrangeJu
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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Why did Santa make Eminem an honorary elf?

He was a pretty good wrapper

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👤︎ u/flrgx
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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I tried fishing with Eminem today

It didn't go too well as he kept on dropping the bass

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👤︎ u/AttemptsMade
📅︎ Sep 14 2020
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Probably the real monster Eminem was talking about
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👤︎ u/LBJM18
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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Why did Eminem get a job at Subway?

They were hiring wrap artists

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👤︎ u/TronTime
📅︎ Oct 10 2020
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I'm a big fan of Eminem...

Especially his movie "12.9 Kilometer"

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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What does Eminem and Tutankhamun’s embalmer have in common?

They are both tight rappers.

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👤︎ u/Cauterberri
📅︎ May 28 2020
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My co-worker asked me if I like Eminem...

I said "no, I'm more of a Skittles guy."

"No I'm talking about the rapper."

"Why would I want to eat the wrapper?" I asked.

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👤︎ u/333iamhalfevil
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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(Meta) Yes, the trail-mix-peanuts-cranberries-eminem-joke has been posted here around 10 times already, stop reposting it!

thanks.

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👤︎ u/stgm_at
📅︎ Jan 21 2020
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My mom just called me Eminem because my Christmas presents were so beautiful...

I guess I'm a wrap god.

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👤︎ u/ShadowGargoyle
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 cents

Wife: That's Ludacris, how Kanye West your money like that?

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👤︎ u/hishernia
📅︎ Jun 26 2018
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Why don’t people notice Eminem’s hidden messages?

He has them under-raps

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👤︎ u/MikeyMorf
📅︎ Apr 21 2019
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Is someone who draws eminem technically a Marshall artist?
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👤︎ u/Theend_97
📅︎ Jan 27 2019
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i wonder what's in the box... maybe sum colorful eminems? 🤔
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👤︎ u/NebelNacho
📅︎ Nov 22 2018
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Have you heard of Eminems shy little brother? He's called Ehm...inem.
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👤︎ u/bigbaoss
📅︎ Nov 14 2018
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What's it with Eminem and Dad jokes?

I mean... just look at those:

- Why has Gwen Stacy been on the web lately?

to spite her man. -River

- Why do you carry a Laptop in your back pocket?

Because rapping like a computer must be in my genes. - Rap God

- Why did Eminem blow?

All he did was throw f-bombs - Rap God

- Why did Eminem buy the rap game a maxi pad?

Because it's having a rough time period. - Rap God

- Why did Eminem look so shocked when he watched a church gathering take place?

He was witnessing a mass occur. - Rap God

- How could Eminem poop Jerusalem?

Because his shit is real. - Caterpillar

- Why is Eminem so ill-behaved?

He's got a couple of mansions, but still no mannors. - Lucky You

And these are just a select few.

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👤︎ u/DenaPhoenix
📅︎ May 04 2019
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Eminem declined to write a song for the new IT movie

He thought clowns already had too much of a bad rap

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👤︎ u/The_Possum
📅︎ Sep 13 2017
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All of this criticism and backlash over Eminem's recent verses and punchlines is just the collective groan expected when the greatest rapper of all time starts making epic dad jokes.

FINAL FORM! DAD'S UNITE! OUR TIME HAS COME!

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👤︎ u/DINC44
📅︎ Jan 26 2019
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What do you use to cover Eminem's gift?

A rapping paper

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👤︎ u/Jhud1318
📅︎ Jan 02 2017
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Eminem imgur.com/Y3RJynp
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👤︎ u/wriggles24
📅︎ Jun 01 2014
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What do you call it when Eminem jumps into a pool?

The Real Swim Shady

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👤︎ u/TheCrusaderKing2
📅︎ Jan 30 2018
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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my Trail Mix

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev
📅︎ Jul 29 2019
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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from The Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem

I call it my trail mix

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👤︎ u/ADMR21
📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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I have a playlist of songs from Eminem, The Cranberries, and the Peanuts.

I named it The Trail Mix.

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👤︎ u/bbtehbuild
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my Trail Mix.

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👤︎ u/Mama_Bear15
📅︎ Feb 27 2020
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I finally made a playlist for hiking. It has music from the peanuts, the cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix

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👤︎ u/danny_sob
📅︎ Apr 05 2020
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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from peanuts, the cranberries and eminem.

I call it my Trail Mix

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👤︎ u/Ishmit_singh
📅︎ Apr 18 2020
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I had a playlist for hiking with music from Peanuts, The Cranberries and Eminem...

I call it my Trail Mix.

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👤︎ u/PhoenixAurum
📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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I made a hiking playlist, it has songs from the peanuts, the cranberries, and Eminem

I call it my trail mix

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👤︎ u/kingjackal7
📅︎ Mar 10 2020
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I made a hiking playlist. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

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👤︎ u/bumbletrees3
📅︎ Feb 22 2020
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I made a playlist for hiking, it has songs from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem

I call it my Trail Mix

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👤︎ u/YeetusTheFetus08
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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I made a playlist for when I go hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

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👤︎ u/kshovhan
📅︎ Mar 02 2020
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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem

I call it my trail mix

(Not oc I just thought it was funny)

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👤︎ u/NewCowSmell
📅︎ Feb 27 2020
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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my Trail Mix.

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👤︎ u/justmaurice
📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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I made a playlist of songs from Eminem, The Cranberries, and the Peanuts.

I call it my Trail Mix.

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👤︎ u/AlbinoCookiez
📅︎ Jan 19 2018
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I made a playlist for when I go hiking. It has music from the peanuts, the cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

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👤︎ u/sobexmaster
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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I hike most mornings, so I went ahead and made a playlist with music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.

It's my trail mix

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👤︎ u/Chateau512
📅︎ Aug 09 2019
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I made a playlist for hiking. Included are songs from Peanuts, The Cranberries, Eminem, and even The California Raisins.

I call it my Trail Mix

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👤︎ u/Scruluce
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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I bought a 2pac of Eminem's for 50 cents.

That's Ludacris.

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👤︎ u/Agent_A_Baxter
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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