It's important to lose closely at lawn signs during election campaigns....

Last time I cast my vote for a real estate agent.

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👤︎ u/cumsock17
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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Why did the stool quit his election campaign?

He didn’t have any backing !

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📅︎ Aug 14 2020
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Can you believe California is having an electric shortage? Richard Ricity should run for governor

This way the people can elect Ricity.

The campaign would be "Elect Rick".

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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Donald Trump should make his own playing cards.

Then in the last part of his election campaign he can pull out his Trump card.

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📅︎ Oct 07 2015
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