Low effort puns are my favorite.
Beeware of low-effort puns
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house
In an effort to provide a calmer and more peaceful experience, Mark Zuckerberg is renaming and reformatting Facebook...
He's going to call it 'Metastasis.'
[META] Dad joke request: Creative response to, “Dad, I’m hungry.”
I’ve been using this classic for a long time. It will never get old, but I want to mix it up a bit. Give me something other than, “Hi hungry. I’m Dad.”
Just a regular day nothing to see here
Justin Timberlake announced that he will be joining the war efforts in Ukraine.
It’s reported he will be stationed somewhere along the Crimea River.
There’s a new effort to protect the Cheshire cat…
Because they’re a vanishing breed.
I need advice for childproofing my home. I’ve spent so much time, money and effort on it already but
What activity can be wet, slippery,takes some effort and more than likely will take your breath away at its climax?
A friend of mine opened a pet store as a side business that sells fish of all ages. He doesn’t spend much time there though because of his other entrepreneurial efforts.
He calls it Bigger Fish to Fry.
my wife said she'd leave me if I didn't make an effort to end my infatuation of Neil Diamond and his songs.
In an effort to make a snail faster, I removed its shell
Unfortunately, it just made it more sluggish
What did Sean Connery say when a book fell onto his head?
In the control tower they lost track of a flight going from Helsinki to Stockholm
The plane had disappeared in Finnair
Jokes about white sugar are rare
Jokes about brown sugar.....Demerara
What do you call it when you put a lot of effort into dying?
I don’t make mathematical puns unless I’m desperate.
But I’ll make one if I half two.
A couple walks into a bar, bartender says, “What’ll it be?” And the guy says, “My wife needs to take her medication...
...so let’s get some pilsner.”
Bad news, Christmas carolers! Turns out one of our most sacred songs was communist propaganda all along, a hymn to nothing less than Karl Marx’s “The Communist Manifesto”!
Now don’t you feel bad for singing “O Commie, Commie Manual” all those years?
Justin Timberlake announces he will be going to Ukraine to join the war effort, he will be stationed at
I don’t mean to brag, but my dad basically invented artificial bread.
He made such a great roll model.
After a coworker lost his leg to bone cancer, I am thinking of starting a business that only sells one shoe out of a pair, to cater to amputees...
I'll call it "Foot Lacker"
Inventing new chemistry jokes is hard nowadays.
But I'm trying Asbestos I can.
What do you call Cthulhu having sex on the MS Pacific Princess?
Lovecraftian lovecraft on a love craft!
Why time travellers must beware of potentially causing time travel to never be invented.
The ancient Greek port city of Tempus was an outlet for international trade and rivaled Constantinople in it's heydays for commerce. City officials were warned by port authority to leave things as they were, but they were driven by profit and, against all counsel otherwise, added a second port to the tiny wharf. In it's first week of operation, the congestion caused from the extra traffic of the second dock resulted in absolute chaos, including a trade galleon being accidentally unmoored and set adrift without crew, and several panicked sailors and dockworkers died in the shark infested waters. Other sailors and laborers were so enraged by the officials' ineptitude of they began a riot which would have the town engulfed in anarchy and fire within a day. The city never recovered and now lays in ruin.
This is of course how the ancient Greeks learned the dangers of a pair of docks.
What do you call a CEO with a piece of meat in his hand?
The most expensive Thanksgiving item is the soup...
...cuz the recipe requires 24 carrots.
I was gonna post a chemistry joke here ...
but I figured I wouldn't get a reaction.
It’s been an amazing Autumn for me and my family, but do you know who had a really great fall?
I want to start Soundgardening but I'm not sure what to grow?
If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US,
He will be rolling in his grave.
“The bad quality is not an accident. It is the result of semi-intelligent effort.” ≈John Ruskin
98% percent of the population is stupid.
Luckily I’m part of the 3%.
Where do vampires get their stationery?
Sometimes when I tell a dad joke I end up having to explain it. I'm bad at dad jokes.
It must be because I'm only an uncle.
My depressed maths teacher: I wish this class would appreciate my efforts.
Me: 30°, 60°.
Her: Thanks for the complements.
I need dirty train puns ASAP!
My brother is creating a funny custom sweater for my boyfriend’s DJ name(DJ Grind Train). He wants to create a tag line under the DJ name but wants it’s to be a dirty pun. Like… “get ready to get railed”. C’mon team, I know you can create a better dirty pun than mine!
Thanks!!
Justin Timberlake announced he would be joining the war effort in Ukraine.
Rumors state that he will be positioned somewhere along the Crimea River.
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house…
but the kids still get in.
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