Due to all the indoor fins
Because their enemies did NAZI it coming
True story. Happen about 2 hrs ago.
Back trying. My wife and I both work in the medical field. She runs hospital employee health dept, and I’m the dental director for a public health agency.
My wife had Covid-19 in January. We were talking about the long term, later effects of Covid on people’s health.
Wife: I wonder what the residual effects of Covid-19 are. My left ear hasn’t been right since I had Covid.
Me: Well of course not.
Wife: Why? What have you heard?
Me: Well your left ear can’t feel right. It’s your left ear.
Wife: God, why did I marry you 33 years ago?
They call it mourning wood.
But some won't get it
My wife: Who did?
that way you won't take any fall damage.
It appears completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.
What a grand start to the weekend.
My doctor calls it Irritable Pal Syndrome.
You could say it's a choronic disease.
Because they go “pew pew pew”.
The dot "."
It has ended more sentences than anything else.
Its bird-gin-ing research.
...she was an LPN.
We had a Don't Bother Checking account.
My first pet only had 3 legs, and it was a centipede.
Mom had one bra, and it was a lease.
For breakfast we ate Lieutenant Crunch.
My first spoon was monogrammed though ("1/2 TSP").
We were too poor to even say "awesome." We had to say "awefew."
We sat at the campfire and made S'Lesses.
My pillow only had one side.
Repossession was 9/10 of the law.
Five kids had to share one shoelace, and instead of toenails we grew toe staples.
Our scotch tape was scots-irish.
My first shower came with sound effects and a lightshow.
One year Santa had to bring stockings.
The next year he filled them with nooses.
I did have a jumprope with a rattle on the end. And fangs on the other.
Other kids hunted eggs for Easter but we just died.
I’ll make you an offer I can’t understand.
But they concluded a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better
Because you only get one shot.
They keep the baahhhhhd germs out.
...I'm feeling a little Flemish. cough
Personally, I think it’s nuts.
I had a thought. I wondered if vegetarians had the same effect, while mowing their lawn.
It has a caws and effect relationship
Does anyone have peer reviewed studies on the effects of minute hand smoke?
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While this is minor, doctors haven't seen this side effect with the Johnson & Johnson vaccine.
This is thanks to their no tears formula.
I’m really not sure how effective they are, seems as if they are a shot in the dark.
They're leaving no tern unstoned.
Word of mouth
Patients effected by this claim it's super callused fragile lips that smell like halitosis
Due to all the indoor fins.
But a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better.