Due to all the indoor fins
Because their enemies did NAZI it coming
Me.
Maca-rona
True story. Happen about 2 hrs ago.
Back trying. My wife and I both work in the medical field. She runs hospital employee health dept, and Iβm the dental director for a public health agency.
My wife had Covid-19 in January. We were talking about the long term, later effects of Covid on peopleβs health.
Wife: I wonder what the residual effects of Covid-19 are. My left ear hasnβt been right since I had Covid.
Me: Well of course not.
Wife: Why? What have you heard?
Me: Well your left ear canβt feel right. Itβs your left ear.
Wife: God, why did I marry you 33 years ago?
They call it mourning wood.
But some won't get it
My wife: Who did?
Me: Yep.
that way you won't take any fall damage.
Bullet points
But it was worth a shot
It appears completely safe, with ΠΈo side effects whatsoeveΡ, and I feelshΞΊΞΉ ΟoΟoshΞΏΜ Ρ ΡΡΠ²ΡΡΠ²ΡΡ ΡΠ΅Π±Ρ Π½Π΅ΠΌΠ½ΠΎΠ³ΠΎ ΡΡΡΠ°Π½Π½ΠΎ ΠΈ Ρ Π΄ΡΠΌΠ°Ρ, ΡΡΠΎ Π²ΡΡΠ°ΡΠΈΠ» ΠΎΡΠ»ΠΈΠ½ΡΠ΅ ΡΡΠΈ.
What a grand start to the weekend.
My doctor calls it Irritable Pal Syndrome.
You could say it's a choronic disease.
Because they go βpew pew pewβ.
The dot "."
It has ended more sentences than anything else.
Its bird-gin-ing research.
...she was an LPN.
We had a Don't Bother Checking account.
My first pet only had 3 legs, and it was a centipede.
Mom had one bra, and it was a lease.
For breakfast we ate Lieutenant Crunch.
My first spoon was monogrammed though ("1/2 TSP").
We were too poor to even say "awesome." We had to say "awefew."
We sat at the campfire and made S'Lesses.
My pillow only had one side.
Repossession was 9/10 of the law.
Five kids had to share one shoelace, and instead of toenails we grew toe staples.
Our scotch tape was scots-irish.
(I'm allowed)
My first shower came with sound effects and a lightshow.
One year Santa had to bring stockings.
The next year he filled them with nooses.
I did have a jumprope with a rattle on the end. And fangs on the other.
Other kids hunted eggs for Easter but we just died.
Iβll make you an offer I canβt understand.
But they concluded a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better
Because you only get one shot.
They keep the baahhhhhd germs out.
A walk.
Cold turkey
...I'm feeling a little Flemish.Β Β cough
Personally, I think itβs nuts.
I had a thought. I wondered if vegetarians had the same effect, while mowing their lawn.
It has a caws and effect relationship
Does anyone have peer reviewed studies on the effects of minute hand smoke?
(Apparently you get deleted by a bot for having the punchline in the title, forcing me to spoil the joke by including some text rather than leaving this blank as it should be to get the full effect.)
While this is minor, doctors haven't seen this side effect with the Johnson & Johnson vaccine.
This is thanks to their no tears formula.
Iβm really not sure how effective they are, seems as if they are a shot in the dark.
They're leaving no tern unstoned.
Word of mouthβ¬
Patients effected by this claim it's super callused fragile lips that smell like halitosis
Due to all the indoor fins.
But a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better.
...of the indoor fins...
