It's basically a turd world country.
Because they have more degrees
It has 360 degrees.
It’s called hands-on learning.
I said, "Good luck with that, the floor is lava!"
He's an academia nut.
Kevin Bacon. I heard he has six degrees.
I can't get trained so now my educational goals are derailed.
A bit of string walks into a bar and the bartender says "nope, we don't string in this bar." The string walks outside and begins to twist itself into a tangled mess. Once done, it completely messes it's hair up, then walks back into the bar. "Aren't you that string I just kicked out?" asked the bartender.
The string looks around, then says " No, I'm a frayed knot."
With your support, we can make America great again!
Mounty Sorry Schools.
I have just completed my first one in just over 10 and a half weeks.I feel so proud of myself, on the box it says 5 to 6 years.
A diversity.
To Get a higher education.
Hey guys!
I want to say thank you to this /r Cause when I went to the professional school I told my english teacher some of your jokes. At the end of my education he thanked me and told me, that the jokes made his day a little bit better.
I'm from Germany and I really like dad jokes. Both. The German jokes and the English jokes.
Have a nice day :)
Witnesses nearby stated to Police the act was non-consensual, as the sign said STOP.
I'm proud of her cause she'll B.Com something.
It’s called Omicronald Had A Farm.
Juan-hundred.
Save them to your Phone and always have witty jokes at the palm of your hand.
3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please,” it says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you,” the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head.”
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. “We don’t serve your kind here,” the bartender says. “Why not?” one yogurt asks. “We’re cultured.”
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
A guy walks into a bar, and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?” The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
Armed robbers—some say they’re a drain on society, but you’ve got to give it to them.
Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. There’s Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewis… Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape
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Too many stupid questions. Who's blood is it ? Where did you get it from ? Why's it in a bucket ?
A tutor
A private tutor
Classic example of he who smelt it dealt it.
Cause they hang out in schools
“Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”
A graduated cylinder
Ground them until they conduct themselves properly
I just don't think the kids should be given homework.
Dad: Son, did you know educated girls are hotter?
Son: Huh, why?
Dad: Because they have more degrees!
Because they have more degrees.
But, hey, it puts food on the table.
They have more degrees
They have more degrees!
They have more degrees.
Because they have more degrees!
