Why do some Middle Easterners like sour milk?
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I'm developing a ww2 themed game that re-enacts the battles of the eastern front, but fought by armies of slender, graceful water birds....
It's a tern based strategy.
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︎ Jun 03 2022
What would you call a name given to someone who visits the eastern United States?
An Appalachian appellation.
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︎ Jun 12 2022
What did the middle eastern man tell his friend to narrate about the time he was chased by a dog?
Oman, Iran!
I'll see myself out.
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︎ Jun 15 2022
How do you slice middle eastern pizza
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︎ Apr 04 2022
I hired an Eastern European cleaner, but it took her 15 hours to hover the house.
Turns out she was a Slovak
(Sent to me by my friend Craig)
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︎ Feb 08 2022
What's the name for a Middle Eastern fowl that can bowl three strikes in a row?
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︎ Jan 28 2022
I wanted to see how my community would react if an Eastern-European man was kidnapped...
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︎ Mar 13 2022
What do you call a middle eastern chili?
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︎ Feb 17 2022
Some people don't really question Middle Eastern markets.
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︎ Feb 01 2022
I think, therefore I measure Middle Eastern food.
You could say I'm a bit of a falafel sizer.
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︎ Oct 29 2021
How many people live in Eastern South America?
At least a Brazilian
(It works better if you say it out loudβ¦)
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︎ Nov 18 2021
Whenever we order middle eastern food I make sure to carefully write down what everyone wants.
I'd falafel if I messed anyone's order up.
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︎ Aug 29 2021
What is a dogβs favorite Middle Eastern dessert?
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︎ Oct 03 2021
How do you call it when you paint someone from eastern europe onto your finger?
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︎ Sep 12 2021
My friend asked if I knew of any Middle Eastern countriesβ¦
I was like. Oman, I donβt know. Then I I was like, Yemen, I might be able to name a few.
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︎ May 01 2021
What do you call a Middle Eastern penny pincher?
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︎ Jun 30 2021
You cant blame middle eastern spices when things go wrong.
After all, they're only cumin.
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︎ Jun 30 2021
My wife told me that this middle eastern themed flea market down the road got shut down over the weekend.
Well thatβs bazaar, I thought.
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︎ May 31 2021
I've been depreased recently, so my wife said she was going to make a selection of Middle Eastern food to help cheer me up.
Instead she just made me falafel.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Can I claim an Eastern European exchange student as a dependent to reduce my income below the phaseout threshold?
Iβm hoping to get a stimulus Czech.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
I have a really bad addiction to Middle Eastern food.
I can't help but falafel.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
My friend keeps making up imaginary Middle Eastern countries..
I have to remind him what Israel.
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︎ Feb 27 2020
I want to tell a joke about middle eastern cuisine...
But Iβd falafel if I offended anyone.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
What did the Eastern European say when he needed food?
βMom, Iβm Hungaryβ
(Eastern euro joke 7/7)
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︎ Sep 03 2020
What did the Eastern European say to his friend who was swearing a lot?
Hey, stop using such Bulgar language
(Eastern euro joke 6/7)
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Why are cars in eastern Europe so clean?
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Why did the Eastern European student fail his test?
He was Russian to get it done
(Eastern euro joke 2/7)
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︎ Sep 03 2020
I just returned home from a trip to eastern Asia.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
The local seniors care home rejected my offer to speak to residents about the advantages of being young in far-eastern countries...
apparently it is not "appropriate" to talk to residents about the benefits of youth in asia.
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︎ May 31 2020
What do you call 100% white Eastern European?
An Alban-o
(Eastern euro joke 1/7)
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Praypal
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︎ Jun 16 2020
What did the BLM activist say to the Eastern European?
Czech your privilege
(Eastern euro joke 4/7)
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︎ Sep 03 2020
What did the Eastern European waiter say to the customer when he asked where the food was?
Iβll Serb you shortly sir.
(Eastern Euro joke 3/7)
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︎ Sep 03 2020
What did the middle eastern say after he hurt himself.
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︎ Dec 22 2019
Western Kansas City is really fun..
The Eastern part is in Missouri.
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︎ Dec 30 2021
Did you hear about the middle eastern super hero?
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︎ Jul 06 2020
I once hiked to a lake with the states of Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York on its western, southern, and eastern shores. Not a bird was singing and the lake was still...
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︎ Jun 04 2020
Did you hear about the eastern European country that stopped being a democracy?
They were Hungary for change!
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︎ May 07 2020
What is Shaquille O'Neil's favourite Middle Eastern dish?
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︎ May 03 2020
You know why Eastern Europe have so much Onion in their food?
Because they used to be part of the SOVIET ONION.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Osama bin laden took a ancestry test and found out he was 78% middle eastern 8% chololate and 14% coconut
It was due to the bounty on his head
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︎ May 29 2018
Eastern Europe produces a lot of techno, but it's primarily consumed by just one region:
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︎ Oct 14 2019
my great grandfather was a very poor eastern european, starving on the streets
some say he's still hungary to this day
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︎ Aug 29 2019
Is my old fireplace Eastern Europe?
As it is behind an iron curtain.
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