E.g. Puns

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

The bartenders says sorry we don't allow minors in here

A girl came up to me and said she recognized me from a vegetarian restaurant.

I was a bit confused.

I'd never seen herbivore.

Would be nice, it was a long time before I happuned to find /r/punny and I'm sure that there are a lot of others that I don't know about. Also /r/TomSwifties.

Iron.

It was an ether/oar situation.

Because he conditioned it.

Dr. Dre

Teacher: So how do you make "the lady" dative?

Me: You have to ask her out first!

entire class groans

Context: My little sister (10) was making gullible jokes, e.g. "Did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary?" or "Gullible is written on the ceiling."

I'm pretty sure this should go down in Dad Joke History:

Dad: I read a book growing up, it was called "Gullible's Travels"

Sister: What was it about?

Dad: About 200 pages.

Hi guys, I have a friend who has recently has surgery on her back to remove some cysts. I'm going to give her a get well card and I want to put as many back/cyst/surgery/recovery/etc. related puns or general sayings as I can for a goofy card that will hopefully give her some chuckles.

E.g. "You're like a CYSTer to me", "Hope you get BACK to being well soon", "You've been through enough PUNishment". Etc.

Help me Reddit you're my only hope. :)

Whenever anyone says "I'm appalled!" around him, he says "No, I'm a Paul, you're a [insert name here]."

e.g. Kim: "I'm appalled!" Paul: "No, I'm a Paul. You're a Kim."

e.g. You better cut the pizza in four slices because I'm not hungry enough to eat six

Because they're all not 'C's.

No-el no-L

The bartender shows them the door and says, “sorry we don’t serve minors.”

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