Drumroll Puns

let me introduce you to my burger... *drumroll*

Meet patty

Barely regal

drumroll

Here's what you should do:

Step 1: Buy a sheep

Step 2: name it "Relation"

And now... *drumroll* ... you have a relationsheep

We're sitting with the family watching the classic "A Year Without Santa Claus" and when the misers first appear, my dad pipes up.

Dad: I like the snow miser more.

Mom: Why?

Dad: He's a more chill guy.

My dad plays a drumroll on the couch, and my mother sighs.