What’s the difference between Mike Tyson’s next opponent and a castle closing its drawbridge?

One’s going to get their lights knocked out, the other is going to get their knights locked out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boop66
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2021
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When asked what a drawbridge is, I always shrug.

I think it's a defence mechanism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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Why did the woman marry a drawbridge?

It cantilever

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwlkr70
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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In medieval times, people used to attach a lamp to a horse when riding at night.

This is the earliest known form of saddle light navigation.

I'll fetch my coat of arms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sean_0510
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2022
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What do you use to fix a drawbridge?

A pencil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scopinj
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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LPT: Always keep a pen and paper in the car while driving

You never know if you'll come across a sign that says Drawbridge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrisj1616
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2022
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He would literally stop traffic...

Every time I was in the car with my Dad and he saw a sign that said "Stop Ahead", he would literally stop and look for a head in the road. The same goes for the sign "Drawbridge", he would look around the car for a pencil or pen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOriginalApple
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2013
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