What vampire does everyone accept, but basically ignore?

DracEULA.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chivalrybean
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2015
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Dracula is speeding down the street on his way to the blood bank when he gets pulled over by the police.

The officer asks β€œAre you sure you know where you’re going?”

Drac: β€œO, positive!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frank-Li
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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