What's the opposite of a fancy dog?

A Meerkat

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What do you call a neat Caucasian?

Tidy whitey.

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👤︎ u/Colinmacus
📅︎ Dec 19 2015
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Dog biscuits

Went to the gardening store today as I needed some stuff for the garden (duhh), anyways when I get to the counter there's a small basket with some fancy ass dog biscuits. I grab a small crumbly bit and chew on it, and then tell the cute girl behind the counter.

"You know what? These things don't taste like dog at all"

She looked aghast at me, and started laughing like crazy, and got some weird looks from her manager.

I should have got her number...

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👤︎ u/Hitno
📅︎ Mar 09 2015
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