Dissymmetry Puns

Journal of the American Chemical SocietyDOI: 10.1021/jacs.0c13197

Zijie Qiu, Cheng-Wei Ju, Lucas Frédéric, Yunbin Hu, Dieter Schollmeyer, Grégory Pieters, Klaus Müllen, and Akimitsu Narita

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I don't know whether its a right place to ask this question or not but I am really confused by the explanations on the internet regarding this question. Any help would be appreciated.

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So, yesterday, Les Républicains (LR), France’s mainstream conservative party, finally chose their candidate. As the final list of expected candidates is pretty much settled (although there’s still time for surprises), and as things have become quite complicated, I think it’s late enough to do a writeup on the incoming French presidential elections, similar to what u/bazarov_21 did with the Japanese elections.

What is the role of the president of France?

France is the only country in Western Europe where the president is the most important and powerful person in the country. Other Western European countries are either parliamentary monarchies or parliamentary republics where the president’s role is mostly ceremonial and the head of government holds the executive power (Portugal is a special case I think, the president doesn’t hold the executive power but still has an important role).

Since 2000, the president of France is elected for five years and since 2007, he can only serve two consecutive terms, although it’s still legal to serve an unlimited number of non-consecutive terms.

The president holds the executive power. He promulgates the laws, chooses the Prime Minister, is the chief of the Armed Forces, is able to order the use of nuclear weapons, is able to dissolve the National Assembly (lower chamber), and is able to call a popular referendum if the Parliement agrees.

There are two houses in the French Parliament. The upper house, the Senate, is of lesser relevance and most of the time can’t have the last word. The lower house, the National Assembly, is the one that actually dictates of much actual power the president holds.

When the president has a majority in the Assembly, the president appoints whoever he likes as a Prime Minister and is free to choose how much power he delegates to him. Some ‘strong’ presidents, such as Macron currently, choose a mere executor as their PM, and thus don’t get overshadowed, while some ‘weak’ presidents such as Hollande appoint a stronger PM and delegate him a significant part of the president’s prominence in French politics.

When the opposition has a majority in the Assembly, the president chooses a Prime Minister that satisfies said opposition, and the appointed PM becomes the de facto holder of the executive power. Theoretically, the president could st

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.