If you dislike puns about first-aid men getting head, then you can suck medic.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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One sloth turned and said to the other, "I used to dislike moss...

...but now I think it's growing on me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jedd-the-Jedi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I dislike toilet paper because

They're tearable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_crozier
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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I knew a guy who disliked reflective headgear

You can say he was a matte hatter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickD716
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Topical...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vidman33
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I never understood why people dislike vegans so much.

I have never had a beef with them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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Why do Cows dislike Antarctica ?

Because it's always Friesian down there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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People who dislike breadfeeding in public are not haters.

They're just tired of breasts being milked for all its worth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/latinrprince79
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I really dislike velcro

Its such a ripoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamudawhale51
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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I think I have worked out why students dislike math teachers

They just keep giving you problems.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Thanks to our mutual dislike of newspaper puzzles, my wife and I have enjoyed a long and happy marriage. Thirty years and...

...never a crossword...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Why do Samsung and iphones dislike the Reno and Realme phones

Because they are the OPPOsition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Creative_Mud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Why do crabs dislike oysters?

Because they are shellfish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaReehlEza
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Here are 10 things I dislike in no particular ordee
  1. When my plans are abruptly cut short.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justanothernewbie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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I dislike greedy Brits....

....If you give them 2.54 centimeters, they'll take 1.60934 kilometers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jedi1josh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Three things I really dislike:
  1. Inconsistency

B. People who don't finish things

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicGuy66
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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What sauce do Hobbits dislike the most?

Worst-in-the-shire sauce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeartBreakKid99
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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When I was a teenager, I disliked my beard so much...

But it kinda grew on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MSBeatles
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Why did the falconer dislike idioms?

Because the bird in his hand had got a lot more than two in the bush.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andeleidun
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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At first I disliked parasites

But later on they grew on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gustavesmuse
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Why did the astronaut dislike small rooms?

There wasn't enough space

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PinguTheBrave
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Why was the chili pepper disliked by all the other vegetables?

Because he was always jalapeΓ±o grill.

Credit to r/Small1324 for the joke!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GStar321
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Someone I knew called Jennifer really disliked 2000's music.

So you could say Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/missredacted
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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I dislike most 70’s female solo artists because they appear vain.

They are a bunch of pre Madonnas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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Why do WWI veterans dislike golf?

They always end up in the bunker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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I got a 3.9 GPA at Trump University

in other words, I graduated MAGA cum laude

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wxmatt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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If I had 5 cents for every rock band I dislike..

I would have Nickelback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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I really dislike people that always grab the bottom bunk..

I just really think they’re beneath me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No7Jacket
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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I don't like or dislike manual transmission vehicles.

You could say i'm neutral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OleDetour
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2017
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Me: this is my house

Friend: what's upstairs Me: stairs don't talk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryan3ap
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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My son disliked the present he received from 50 Cent.

He thought it was cheap and badly rapped.

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Why do cheetahs and leopards dislike the game Hide-and-Seek?

...because they're always spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnosticpopsicle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2017
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The troop's previous supplier of clown shoes had gone out of business (thanks <insert disliked president here>!).

To find another so quickly was no small "feet".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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r/dadjokes is recruiting moderators, join us!

Update: Thanks for all your applications! Give /u/parin89 and I a few days to take a look and confer!
(if you haven't put your application in yet, you've still got time)

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Greetings /r/dadjokes subscribers,

Years have passed since this sub started up, and there are now literally millions of you. Whoa.

Two million people is just two many two handle for two moderators. Especially these days, when both /u/parin89 and I have two many other responsibilities and a whole lot less time. I'm 200% sure most of you would agree that more mods are needed.

So we're looking for 5 more moderators to get involved. If you're keen to apply, read the rest of this post and answer the three questions in your comment response.

Answer these 3 questions in your reply:

  1. How would you describe a dad joke?
  2. Do you currently moderate any other subreddits? If yes, which ones.
  3. You see a post that is not breaking the rules or reddit's posting guidelines, but is generally disliked by the community. What do you do?

Only apply if:

  • You're a reasonable, fair-minded and patient human
  • You're in it to keep this community a happy, friendly and safe place for other humans
  • You've got previous mod experience from a decent sized community (let's say... 5k+)
  • You're cool with the first few months being a trial run
  • You understand that while we could use more active moderation, and would benefit from a few more rules, one of the things that makes this community great is that it's pretty open (after all, dad jokes repeat a lot and not every "repost" is necessarily an opportunistic attempt to game karma)

We'd benefit from a few practical things as well, it would be great if:

  • You live in a timezone that covers off either the USA, the UK, Australia (we'd like a spread)
  • You've got some automod experience
  • You've got some sub-customisation experience

Don't apply if:

  • You're ready to come out swinging with a power tripping ban hammer
  • You're more concerned about Internet points than real people

We'll leave this stickied for a week and then come back to message a few people and make some selections.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tali3sin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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What is ninjas favorite drink?

WA TA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mishaloli
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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I dislike how flying machines look

Most of them look rather plane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2018
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A lot of people dislike Mondays...

But 48 hours ago was a sadder day.

( OP here )

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVikingJarl13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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What do you call existentialist hip-hop music?

Angsta Rap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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I really dislike that bovid psychologist down the road.

He really gets my goat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathangreer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
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Still can't see how to dislike, however. questionablecontent.net/v…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/L131
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2014
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My friend dislikes fuzzy leather...

and his opinion cannot be "suede."

...I don't think I actually have a friend who thinks like this

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CronoZero15
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2015
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I don't understand why people dislike reckless drivers...

I think it's great that they've never gotten in a wreck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajt9311
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2015
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Why do short people dislike hot weather?

It's too farinheight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsProfOak
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2016
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Machine gunners are not popular people.

They have been disliked for sentries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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Why do doctors dislike erections which last more than four hours?

Because they're stuck up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LookITriedHard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2014
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Did you know that stalin never capitalised the first letter of a new sentence or a proper noun?

It's because he disliked capitalism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Mehdi_haned
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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